N.S.C commandments

RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)

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Dec 16, 2010

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Over there

• Apr 4, 2013

• #1

Influenced by this track by Dan Le Sac and Scroobious pip.

dan le sac VS scroobius pip - YouTube

I think the great and good of this board can come up with a cracking list of fun and or serious ethics to live by.

THE N.S.C COMMANDMENTS

I'll start the ball rolling with the obvious one-

Thou shalt always support Brighton and Hove Albion

 

Leighgull

New member

Dec 27, 2012

2,377

• Apr 4, 2013

• #2

2. Honour thy Moderators and Bozza

 

B

Blue and White Tiger

Exiled to Exeter

Jul 6, 2010

927

• Apr 4, 2013

• #3

3. Never ask when the FIXTURES are released

 

TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member

Sep 22, 2007

10,572

Brighton

• Apr 4, 2013

• #4

4. Thy shalt use the Search function before posting a thread

 

M

Munkfish

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May 1, 2006

11,871

• Apr 4, 2013

• #5

Thou shalt always make a fishy pun.

 

Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic

Jan 13, 2013

6,371

Sheffield

• Apr 4, 2013

• #6

Thou shall hate Palace

 

Hillian1

( . ) ( . )

Jul 15, 2010

15,364

Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs

• Apr 4, 2013

• #7

Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass, or Murray.

 

Titanic

Super Moderator

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

39,089

West Sussex

• Apr 4, 2013

• #8

Thou shalt be arrogantly dismissive of people with 'imaginary friends'.

 

KZNSeagull

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Nov 26, 2007

19,813

Wolsingham, County Durham

• Apr 4, 2013

• #9

Thou shalt always start a new thread whenever ANY managerial position becomes vacant

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,497

England

• Apr 4, 2013

• #10

Thou shalt always ignore Mr Burns and Withdean Wanderer

 

S

somerset

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Jul 14, 2003

6,600

Yatton, North Somerset

• Apr 4, 2013

• #11

Thou shalt always blame Thatcher ( or the Tories ) for all the worlds' ills, even if it isn't their fault.

 

Commander

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NSC Patron

Apr 28, 2004

12,917

London

• Apr 4, 2013

• #12

Thou shalt never disagree with Commander.

 

Puppet Master

non sequitur

Aug 14, 2012

4,055

• Apr 4, 2013

• #13

Thou shalt spell correctly.

 

StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil

Oct 30, 2010

9,777

BC, Canada

• Apr 4, 2013

• #14

Thou shalt never welch on a bet placed on NSC.

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

39,709

Pattknull med Haksprut

• Apr 4, 2013

• #15

Thou will be given access to the mods porn stash if thou can answer the secret question.

 

red star portslade

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Jul 8, 2012

1,882

Hove innit

• Apr 4, 2013

• #16

Thou shalt wish to "smash the back doors in" of any female regardless of age or beauty.

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,245

Deep south

• Apr 4, 2013

• #17

Thou shalt never mention the gay word because it upsets us.

 

Rodney Thomas

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May 2, 2012

1,574

Ελλάδα

• Apr 4, 2013

• #18

Though shall not question [MENTION=3566]hans kraay fan club[/MENTION]

 

birthofanorange

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Aug 31, 2011

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David Gilmour's armpit

• Apr 4, 2013

• #19

Thou shalt reserve the right to be offended on others behalf.

 

The Wookiee

Back From The Dead

Nov 10, 2003

14,851

Worthing

• Apr 4, 2013

• #20

Thou shall not choose android over apple