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Return of the Rev

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Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Mar 29, 2013

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Just had the offer at the front door My reply was "not today of all days" Residents of hove beware the Jesus army is on the march

 

withdeanwombat

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Feb 17, 2005

8,696

Somersetshire

• Mar 29, 2013

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One Christmas Day,whilst keeping the plates in spin in the kitchen,there was a bing bong at my front door. Early guests ? No such luck.

It was............Jehovahs Witnesses. " Oh,good morning.Glad we caught you in........."

(We never swear we're always fair).

Happy Christmas. Schmuck off. Slam.


(This was in East Worthing in the early 80's,and is true.)

 

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topbanana36

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Dec 29, 2007

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New Zealand

• Mar 29, 2013

• #3

Return of the Rev said:

Just had the offer at the front door My reply was "not today of all days" Residents of hove beware the Jesus army is on the march

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Fancy Christians being out on Good Friday. What a ridicuous day to be out.

 

happypig

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May 23, 2009

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Eastbourne

• Mar 29, 2013

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I had them knock the door during the Rugby World Cup final in 2003. To my eternal shame I told them to "F... off, the rugby's on" and slammed the door in thier faces.

 

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• Mar 29, 2013

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Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007

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• Mar 29, 2013

• #6

Return of the Rev said:

Just had the offer at the front door My reply was "not today of all days" Residents of hove beware the Jesus army is on the march

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What a dull thread.

 

matthew

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Sep 20, 2009

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Ovingdean, United Kingdom

• Mar 29, 2013

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Had this same thing last year, I just said 'I'm atheist' and he went away...

 

chimneys

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Jun 11, 2007

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• Mar 29, 2013

• #8

happypig said:

I had them knock the door during the Rugby World Cup final in 2003. To my eternal shame I told them to "F... off, the rugby's on" and slammed the door in thier faces.

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Nothing to be ashamed of! Having the audacity to force their farcical beliefs upon others, and particularly when World Cup Final was on, I think you were restrained!

Really bugs me that they tend to "prey" on the vulnerable (elderley etc) at home during day. Should be banned from door knocking.

What a brilliantly divisive invention religion was!