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spoonie

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Apr 19, 2011
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My mate knows someone who has painted 50 tennis balls with the argentine flag on them and written Glad Ulloa on them – he’s attached 10 Brighton Flags with 3-0 written on them to 10 of the tennis balls, so these will fall like a parachute and he reckons he is off to Selhurst park on Friday with a tennis racket to bat them over the Arthur waite stand on to the pitch around 20 mins into the televised game Vs Birmingham. Hope this is true.
 




Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
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Amazing if true. But you can guarantee the OB will get wind of this now
 


CPFC G

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Dec 24, 2011
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My mate knows someone who has painted 50 tennis balls with the argentine flag on them and written Glad Ulloa on them – he’s attached 10 Brighton Flags with 3-0 written on them to 10 of the tennis balls, so these will fall like a parachute and he reckons he is off to Selhurst park on Friday with a tennis racket to bat them over the Arthur waite stand on to the pitch around 20 mins into the televised game Vs Birmingham. Hope this is true.

My mate knows someone ...Yep of course...
 


SeagullinExile

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Sep 10, 2010
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This would be very funny indeed
 






Giraffe

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My mate knows someone who has painted 50 tennis balls with the argentine flag on them and written Glad Ulloa on them – he’s attached 10 Brighton Flags with 3-0 written on them to 10 of the tennis balls, so these will fall like a parachute and he reckons he is off to Selhurst park on Friday with a tennis racket to bat them over the Arthur waite stand on to the pitch around 20 mins into the televised game Vs Birmingham. Hope this is true.

I very much like that idea. Although posting it on here will kill the element of surprise.

Personally I prefer what I have managed to do inside Selhurst, but I am not mentioning it on here.
 


SeagullinExile

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Sep 10, 2010
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Why would we do that?

Maybe you should have a word with the spotty HF boys, next time they want to make a banner or display tell them to donate the cash to The Geoff Thomas Foundation.
 








Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
My mate knows someone who has painted 50 tennis balls with the argentine flag on them and written Glad Ulloa on them – he’s attached 10 Brighton Flags with 3-0 written on them to 10 of the tennis balls, so these will fall like a parachute and he reckons he is off to Selhurst park on Friday with a tennis racket to bat them over the Arthur waite stand on to the pitch around 20 mins into the televised game Vs Birmingham. Hope this is true.

I can see this going badly wrong.

How is "your mate" going to make sure the parachutes don't open on the way up and fall outside?
 




pishhead

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Jul 9, 2003
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I might be way of here but why don't we now just move on and get on with our own season? Makes us look a bit tinpot really.
 




Gazwag

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Mar 4, 2004
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Bexhill-on-Sea
I can see this going badly wrong.

How is "your mate" going to make sure the parachutes don't open on the way up and fall outside?

How will he actually hit the balls and not destroy said parachutes.

Even with a tennis racket it would be very very difficult to hit tennis balls that high
 


Kumquat

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Mar 2, 2009
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I very much like that idea. Although posting it on here will kill the element of surprise.

Personally I prefer what I have managed to do inside Selhurst, but I am not mentioning it on here.


I had a shit there too and was equally surprised there were no cubicles in the toilet.
 


Bwian

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Jul 14, 2003
15,898
I had a shit there too and was equally surprised there were no cubicles in the toilet.

You did well to work out where the shitters end and the stand begins.
 










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