Bridge fails medical !!!!

Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !

Apr 16, 2011

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• Mar 22, 2013

• #1

Wayne Bride was given a new medical by the Albion medical staff this morning and
he was found to be nearly 80kg overweight !!!!

It was then he realised he still had Wilfred Zaha in his pocket !!!! fnar ha ha ha ha !!!

 

Eric Potts

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Jul 26, 2004

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Top o' Hanover

• Mar 22, 2013

• #2

Zaha would appear to be a couple of stones overweight then ?

 

Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !

Apr 16, 2011

5,023

• Mar 22, 2013

• Thread starter
• #3

Almost certainly with that massively swollen head of his !!!!!

 

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Foolg

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Apr 23, 2007

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• Mar 22, 2013

• #4

Eric Potts said:

Zaha would appear to be a couple of stones overweight then ?

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Oi. I'm 81kg.

 

supaseagull

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Feb 19, 2004

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The United Kingdom of Mile Oak

• Mar 22, 2013

• #5

Foolg said:

Oi. I'm 81kg.

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Only

 

Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011

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Withdean area

• Mar 22, 2013

• #6

He can't have. We're told he is the new Ronaldo.

 

CPFC G

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Dec 24, 2011

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• Mar 22, 2013

• #7

Looked decent last night for the U21's.

 

Daffy Duck

Stop bloody moaning!

Nov 7, 2009

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GOSBTS

• Mar 22, 2013

• #8

CPFC G said:

Looked decent last night for the U21's.

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Looked crap last Sunday.

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

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Brighton

• Mar 22, 2013

• #9

CPFC G said:

Looked decent last night for the U21's.

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That can't be right, we've been told by Palace fans that he's a big part of the senior squad's plans now...

 

chucky1973

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Nov 3, 2010

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• Mar 22, 2013

• #10

Mellotron said:

That can't be right, we've been told by Palace fans that he's a big part of the senior squad's plans now...

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just been picked in the world 11 squad, pipped Messi for the final spot.

 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005

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Goldstone

• Mar 22, 2013

• #11

CPFC G said:

Looked decent last night for the U21's.

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Found his level.

 

Ralphingtonpuss

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May 27, 2010

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Nottingham

• Mar 22, 2013

• #12

Phat Baz 68 said:

Wayne Bride was given a new medical by the Albion medical staff this morning and
he was found to be nearly 80kg overweight !!!!

It was then he realised he still had Wilfred Zaha in his pocket !!!! fnar ha ha ha ha !!!

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Just had to explain why I was laughing out loud............very funny he he!!!

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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Jul 5, 2003

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Pattknull med Haksprut

• Mar 22, 2013

• #13

Phat Baz 68 said:

Wayne Bride was given a new medical by the Albion medical staff this morning and
he was found to be nearly 80kg overweight !!!!

It was then he realised he still had Wilfred Zaha in his pocket !!!! fnar ha ha ha ha !!!

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You've nicked that from @NotGusPoyet on Twitter!

 

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Glenn-Murray

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Jun 24, 2011

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• Mar 22, 2013

• #14

Mellotron said:

That can't be right, we've been told by Palace fans that he's a big part of the senior squad's plans now...

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He will be. He'll be in the World Cup squad, guaranteed. The kid is utterly brilliant. He was by far the best player on the pitch for the u21's last night.

 

Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant

Feb 16, 2009

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• Mar 22, 2013

• #15

CPFC G said:

Looked decent last night for the U21's.

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Daffy Duck said:

Looked crap last Sunday.

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Even the Two Ronnies would have struggled for such punch in the delivery.

 

Titus

Come on!

Feb 21, 2010

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Up here on the left.

• Mar 22, 2013

• #16

Glenn-Murray said:

He will be. He'll be in the World Cup squad, guaranteed. The kid is utterly brilliant.

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When he feels like it.

 

Green Cross Code Man

Wunt be druv

Mar 30, 2006

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Eastbourne

• Mar 22, 2013

• #17

Glenn-Murray said:

He will be. He'll be in the World Cup squad, guaranteed. The kid is utterly brilliant.

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Yeah right. Ha ha ha ha.


Winifred Zaha. Lol lol lol lol lol lol.

Crystal Palace. Lol lol lol lol lol lol.

We scored 3 yes that's 1, 2, 3. How many did your wonder boy score? Or set up?

Oh yes, that's a big, fat ZERO.

Strange considering he was up against our vastly inferior squad and had to face that has-been Bridge.

 

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Eddie Bee

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Feb 3, 2009

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Shoreham by Sea

• Mar 22, 2013

• #18

Glenn-Murray said:

He will be. He'll be in the World Cup squad, guaranteed. The kid is utterly brilliant. He was by far the best player on the pitch for the u21's last night.

Might have been potentially the best player on the park, but I felt Jonjo Shelvey had the better all round game and made 2 goals.

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Hendrax

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Jan 23, 2013

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Worthing

• Mar 22, 2013

• #19

we will go round and round but he is a very promising player and i hope Ferguson whips him into shape as i think he will be a key England international in the future. at the moment he is ok 90% of the time, and then the other 10% he produces a bit of magic. plain and simple.

 

Albumen

Don't wait for me!

Jan 19, 2010

11,495

Brighton - In your face

• Mar 22, 2013

• #20

Zaha, my least favourite Man Utd player.