Shed load of frozen Salmon...

Twinkle Toes · Mar 15, 2013

..all over the the carriageway apparently (somewhere ooop Narth, like).

A Police spokesman - wot was on the scene - commented that truck wasn't damaged too badly, but it would take a long time to fillet.

Gazwag · Mar 15, 2013

Apparantly the driver was the sole survivor

Aseros · Mar 15, 2013

Guess this doesn't mean the pike-ys are on their way yet.

Camicus · Mar 15, 2013

Hmmmm something fishys going on

Badger · Mar 15, 2013

This thread is a Ray of sunshine in an otherwise dull morning.

Munkfish · Mar 15, 2013

does anyone know the SCALE of the situation yet?

Sompting_Seagull · Mar 15, 2013

Sounds like a great 'op-perch-tuna-ty' for a good fish pun thread. What plaice oop North did it happen? Who's fault was it, was it the driver's mist-hake

Badger · Mar 15, 2013

Sompting_Seagull said:
Sounds like a great 'op-perch-tuna-ty' for a good fish pun thread. What plaice oop North did it happen? Who's fault was it, was it the driver's Mist-Hake

Cod knows

Poyetry In Motion · Mar 15, 2013

Bream all about it, bream all about it - NSC in fishy pun thread

narly101 · Mar 15, 2013

Considering the fact that the salmon has now exited the vehicle in question, and been deposited on the ground, I find it difficult to believe that they would be interested in placing the fish back in the aforementioned vehicle. I think the OP should investigate further and ascertain whether the emergency services have actually advised that this is, in fact, the case, or if the owner of the salmon has arranged for a waste services company to attend the scene, whereby they will remove the fish in accoddance with local regulations. Had a car been involved in the incident, I would imagine this wouldn't have had the same impact.

birthofanorange · Mar 15, 2013

Clearly trevallying too fast.

Poyetry In Motion · Mar 15, 2013

Apparently the driver was listening to his favourite band at the time of the crash..... Spiny eel Tap

Jack Straw · Mar 15, 2013

This could take several dace to clear up?

somerset · Mar 15, 2013

..eel have the hook thrown at him for that.

surrey jim · Mar 15, 2013

Twinkle Toes said:
..all over the the carriageway apparently (somewhere ooop Narth, like).

A Police spokesman - wot was on the scene - commented that truck wasn't damaged too badly, but it would take a long time to fillet.

There was no accident admit it. It's all a RED HERRING

ditchy · Mar 15, 2013

the drivers name was John Dory

skipper734 · Mar 15, 2013

Is it all D..over for the Sole survivor or does he Hake his job?

Willy Dangle · Mar 15, 2013

Here we ROE again

yxee · Mar 15, 2013

that's what you get for tail-gating, bet the driver was floundering about.

Sompting_Seagull · Mar 15, 2013

Beginning to think this story is a lot of Pollocks.

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