The East Stand - You Have A Job To Do Next Sunday.

TheMajor · Mar 10, 2013

Seems that Winifred Z*** was moved from his right wing duties on Saturday as he couldn't take the constant stick he was getting from the Leeds fans. Holloway hide the precious shrinking violet on the left wing as he was upset.

No place to hide on Sunday - I expect our East Standers to give him plenty as he will definitely get it from the West. :thumbsup:

Se20 · Mar 10, 2013

TheMajor said:
Seems that Winifred Z*** was moved from his right wing duties on Saturday as he couldn't take the constant stick he was getting from the Leeds fans. Holloway hide the precious shrinking violet on the left wing as he was upset.

No place to hide on Sunday - I expect our East Standers to give him plenty as he will definitely get it from the West.

I'm sure Wilf will be having sleepless nights with the thought of facing the barrage of noise from the Bollox crew !

CPFC G · Mar 10, 2013

TheMajor said:
Seems that Winifred Z*** was moved from his right wing duties on Saturday as he couldn't take the constant stick he was getting from the Leeds fans. Holloway hide the precious shrinking violet on the left wing as he was upset.

No place to hide on Sunday - I expect our East Standers to give him plenty as he will definitely get it from the West.

Pratt.

Gazwag · Mar 10, 2013

You really are a Nigel magnet.

You reckon we could make the Utd reserve player cry like Harding

The Fifth Column · Mar 10, 2013

Might ask him what it's like to see a crowd.

Bevendean Hillbilly · Mar 10, 2013

I just hope the sound of collective werthers wrappers opening or the sound of JCLs asking each other who the players are will distract Wilf in that case.

Cheeky Monkey · Mar 10, 2013

The Fifth Column said:
Might ask him what it's like to see a crowd.

I've got a horrible feeling the travelling Palace fans are going to struggle with seeing so many football fans in one place, and in such a stunningly equipped and award-winning modern venue.

The Fifth Column · Mar 10, 2013

Cheeky Monkey said:
I've got a horrible feeling the travelling Palace fans are going to struggle with seeing so many football fans in one place, and in such a stunningly equipped and award-winning modern venue.

They won't know what to do when they visit the toilets and are confronted with such facilities, they'll probably scratch their heads come out and piss in the concourse.

Bevendean Hillbilly · Mar 10, 2013

The Fifth Column said:
They won't know what to do when they visit the toilets and are confronted with such facilities, they'll probably scratch their heads come out and piss in the concourse.

They don't bother going to the Kharzi anyway matey. It smelled like an NCP car park stairwell in their end after full time last term.

Ninja Elephant · Mar 10, 2013

TheMajor said:
Seems that Winifred Z*** was moved from his right wing duties on Saturday as he couldn't take the constant stick he was getting from the Leeds fans. Holloway hide the precious shrinking violet on the left wing as he was upset.

No place to hide on Sunday - I expect our East Standers to give him plenty as he will definitely get it from the West.

Wow.

Very sad.

Although, didn't Zaha play on the opposite side from us at Selhurst? Probably a coincidance if my memory serves me right.

Del Fenner · Mar 11, 2013

Cheeky Monkey said:
I've got a horrible feeling the travelling Palace fans are going to struggle with seeing so many football fans in one place, and in such a stunningly equipped and award-winning modern venue.

That's right, because none of us remember what Old Trafford was like last season. :clap:

Glenn-Murray · Mar 11, 2013

Ninja Elephant said:
Wow. Very sad.

Although, didn't Zaha play on the opposite side from us at Selhurst? Probably a coincidance if my memory serves me right.

Zaha and Bolasie switch wings every few minutes so they are even harder to mark.

Unfortunately The Major has convinced himself that Zaha was worried about 3000 Leeds fans shouting nasty things at him :nono:

Captain Sensible · Mar 11, 2013

I'll not single him out. I'll give him maximum shit like I will all the scum players. It will be constant, it will not stop.

Captain Sensible · Mar 11, 2013

glenn-murray said:
zaha and bolasie switch wings every few minutes so they are even harder to mark.

Unfortunately the major has convinced himself that zaha was worried about 3000 leeds fans shouting nasty things at him

****. Off. You slimey croydon scumbag.

Just **** off

Blue Valkyrie · Mar 11, 2013

Captain Sensible said:
****. Off. You slimey croydon scumbag.

Just **** off

Well said. Post of the day so far :lolol:

Green Cross Code Man · Mar 11, 2013

Del Fenner said:
That's right, because none of us remember what Old Trafford was like last season.

Yeah but let's face it, most of you were there to see your 'real team' in real life!

Vegas Seagull · Mar 11, 2013

TheMajor said:
Seems that Winifred Z*** was moved from his right wing duties on Saturday as he couldn't take the constant stick he was getting from the Leeds fans. Holloway hide the precious shrinking violet on the left wing as he was upset.

No place to hide on Sunday - I expect our East Standers to give him plenty as he will definitely get it from the West.

He moved sides up at their place, the look on his face as he turned tiwards us as 3,000 sang 'f***ing useless' as he trotted back up the touch line was priceless

El Turi · Mar 11, 2013

Vegas Seagull said:
He moved sides up at their place, the look on his face as he turned tiwards us as 3,000 sang 'f***ing useless' as he trotted back up the touch line was priceless

He was awful that day. Bolasie on the other hand was quite good unfortunately.

Puppet Master · Mar 11, 2013

East Stand make noise? Do behave. The only noise you'll hear from that lot is the loud tutting when someone stands up to sing and support their team.

empire · Mar 11, 2013

Puppet Master said:
East Stand make noise? Do behave. The only noise you'll hear from that lot is the loud tutting when someone stands up to sing and support their team.

this,even with a early ko,the atmos should be fine,and as last year,you wont hear palace until the start winning

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