Which PHILOSOPHERS would get into our side ?

seagullsovergrimsby

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For example would PLATO get in to the first 11 if he held a Spanish passport ?

Discuss.

 

SeagullSongs

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SOCRATES would.

Monty Python Philosophy Football Germany vs Greece - YouTube

 

Weststander

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Socrates. Not the Greek, but the Brazilian midfield genius of 1978, 1982 and 1986.

 

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Mick Stuart Mills would get in

 

El Sid

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seagullsovergrimsby said:

For example would PLATO get in to the first 11 if he held a Spanish passport ?

Discuss.

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No - he was a sick note.

 

seagullsovergrimsby

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HOMER doesn't like away games

 

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fisons

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What abour Ron Harristotle?

 

Dr JCL

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Undoubtedly Aristotle, if only for his aesthetic musings in Poetics. As we all know, 'aesthetics' is little more than philosophical jargon for 'flair'.

 

JTR938

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Naturally yes, Aristotle playing the holding midfield role

 

Dr JCL

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Nietzsche obviously wouldn't make the grade, simply because when he declared the death of God he obviously overlooked our Gus.

 

Pavilionaire

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Albert Camus in goal, obviously.

 

Dr JCL

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Pavilionaire said:

Albert Camus in goal, obviously.

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It would be 'absurde' not to.

 

El Sid

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Pythagoras in goal - knew his angles.

 

Pavilionaire

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Many are of the opinion the historical Jesus was a philosopher and not a prophet. Which is handy, because he's good on crosses.

 

Stat Brother

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Voltaire - Holding midfield.

 

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Dr JCL said:

Nietzsche obviously wouldn't make the grade, simply because when he declared the death of God he obviously overlooked our Gus.

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Nietzsche would deffo be in.

 

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Marcus Aurelius need a stoic as a holding midfield

 

seagullsovergrimsby

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Immanuel Kant was offered a trial but got the hump when Brighton fans mispronounced his name.

 

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seagullsovergrimsby said:

Immanuel Kant was offered a trial but got the hump when Brighton fans mispronounced his name.

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KANT - Sounds more like a Palace player than Albion. Actually, it sounds more West 'Am than Palace...in fact the musings of Kant sounds like a Harry Redknapp press conference.

 

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Cheshire Cat

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Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

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Diderot and D'alambert as the flair French wingers with an "encylopediec" knowledge of where to put the final ball.