The Stout Yeoman
Master Farter
I dont suppose many people watched this last night but it was on in the background .... anyhoo ... Caroline (annoying laugh) went out Lobster fishing on a boat and "helped" to pull in one of the lobster pots. She then asked if she could hold one , cue the lid of the pot being lifted and one lucky victim being pulled out ... imagine my surprise when every single (or married) lobster had thoughtfully placed rubber bands around their claws before climbing into the pot ... and they say dolphins are intelligent !