'Injuries' that hurt a LOT more than they sound/look

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Mar 4, 2013

I take the dreaded PAPER CUT as a good example of this. It looks pathetic, it sounds pathetic, but MY WORD it can smart.

I'm currently limping round the office with a BRUISED toenail from a stud on it at footy yesterday. Looks pathetic, sounds pathetic, bloody hurts.

Let's hear 'em.

MattBackHome · Mar 4, 2013

Swift whack on the FUNNY bone. It's DISABILITATING.

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Mar 4, 2013

MattBackHome said:
Swift whack on the FUNNY bone. It's DISABILITATING.

Oh yes.

Also BUMPING KNEES with someone.

OUCHERS

robynsdad · Mar 4, 2013

Was going to say 'Dead Leg', as it has that whiff of playground nostalgia so can't be taken seriously, but golly, done right could REALLY hurt as I recall. But reading the words again, in the cold light of day, sounds pretty serious actually.

Titanic · Mar 4, 2013

I had a BLISTER on my heel last week.... I had to work from home all week it was that DEBILITATING.

robynsdad · Mar 4, 2013

Sorry, I meant DEAD LEG.

sam86 · Mar 4, 2013

Hope it wasn't me... (not that I was on long!)

Kazenga <3 · Mar 4, 2013

DEEP SEATED THIGH TENDON injury

Uncle C · Mar 4, 2013

Earache

Titanic · Mar 4, 2013

Apparently an ACHING WISDOM TOOTH can stop you from playing golf

The Large One · Mar 4, 2013

Jim McNulty's merest brush with an opponent resulting in an destroyed kidney.

Arthritic Toe · Mar 4, 2013

Arthritic toe.

marshy68 · Mar 4, 2013

biting your tongue....

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Mar 4, 2013

Titanic said:
Apparently an ACHING WISDOM TOOTH can stop you from playing golf

Oh god.

I went to london with my girlfriend for one of those theatre weekend breaks which includes a meal. I didn't know it at the time but my wisdom tooth was emerging on that day. I was sick in the morning before we left and then had EXCRUCIATING headaches and jaw ache for the whole weekend. It completely ruined it. All I could keep repeating was "my tooth hurts".

Seagull27 · Mar 4, 2013

Having a spot in that bit between your nostrils.

MattBackHome · Mar 4, 2013

Kazenga <3 said:
DEEP SEATED THIGH TENDON injury

Wasn't that Vicente's? It sounds horrific. Even more so if it happened DEEP into HIS beautiful seat.

KZNSeagull · Mar 4, 2013

Well the obvious one is any sort of whack in the nuts - try explaining how much this hurts to a woman and why it actually hurts more in the groin than it does in the nuts.

Stubbing your toe, especially if you have not cut your toenails for a while.

Stat Brother · Mar 4, 2013

A finger nail coming off below the usual threshold, DISABILITATING.

SeagullSongs · Mar 4, 2013

Seagull27 said:
Having a spot in that bit between your nostrils.

Absolute AGONY. Or in your eyebrows.

BlockDpete · Mar 4, 2013

nipple chaffing, after a long run.........complete agony once exposed to water.

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