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Ideas for a sell out at Selhurst tomorrow



Seems that despite letting kids in for a quid and groupon offers for adults Palace still cannot shift thousands of tickets for their Family Day match vs Burnley tomorrow.

The Eagle chucking and face painting is not working - any other ideas to attract the kiddies at Selhurst tomorrow ?

How about Pond Dipping in the Arthur Waite bogs ?
 




Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
18,248
Born In Shoreham
Offer with the tickets the chance to participate in a riot after the game, burning down smelhurst at approximately 4.45 and looting the club shop.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,110
Surrey
How about a crap card display and a half time bird display?



My mistake, that only drew 14,000 home fans last time they went to that expense.
 




Dougie

Well-known member
Jan 11, 2012
5,694
See what i mean !
 




Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,747
Seems that despite letting kids in for a quid and groupon offers for adults Palace still cannot shift thousands of tickets for their Family Day match vs Burnley tomorrow.

The Eagle chucking and face painting is not working - any other ideas to attract the kiddies at Selhurst tomorrow ?

How about Pond Dipping in the Arthur Waite bogs ?

???
 

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Giraffe

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Why don't they have gypsy carriage racing. That would pack them in.
 






Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,508
East Wales
Caravan Club vouchers for every spectator.
Free fire lighters and matches?
 


Surrey_Albion

New member
Jan 17, 2011
2,867
Horley
I know a few people in the Palarse area, a couple of ciggies and half a bottle of Vodka they will do anything!! ....even go to smelhurst
 


jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,151
Brighton
Meat raffle - 1st prize bareback anal with a Crystal of your choice.
 




Oscar

Well-known member
Nov 10, 2003
3,849
These threads really are becoming an embarrassment.
 






Jan 30, 2008
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Seems that despite letting kids in for a quid and groupon offers for adults Palace still cannot shift thousands of tickets for their Family Day match vs Burnley tomorrow.

The Eagle chucking and face painting is not working - any other ideas to attract the kiddies at Selhurst tomorrow ?

How about Pond Dipping in the Arthur Waite bogs ?
you sound obsessed, why not pop up and help them out ???
 






seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Giving tickets away for free ? Even then i doubt it would get filled up - would be like spending an afternoon in your local tip.

I believe they've already given away 4,000 free tickets to kids in the local area.
 



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