The Palace chairman's HAIR- a new NSC art project?

edna krabappel

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What on EARTH is going on here? It's been a good couple of decades (at least outside Simon Jordan's house) since I've seen anyone with a barnet quite like this.

I feel strongly that this hair has potential (for those of you better at Photoshop than me) for some kind of Hiney-style NSC art project. Carry on.

 

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Good spot

 

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Is he related to neil warnock?

 

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hans kraay fan club said:

Good spot

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*****as pointed out on Twitter by HKFC*****

In all seriousness, can anybody actually imagine walking into a salon and ASKING the stylist for that?

 

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Come on people. Edna's set the challenge. Can we photoshop that HAIR onto anything or anybody else, that would look MORE ridiculous than Parish himself?


(seems like a challenge best suited to a work day, than a Sunday, mind...)

 

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edna krabappel said:

It's been a good couple of decades (at least outside Simon Jordan's house) since I've seen anyone with a barnet quite like this.

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So you haven't seen anyone with a barnet like that, apart from inside Simon Jordan's house. WTF have you been doing in Simon Jordan's house?

 

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The suit isn't very nice either - and as for the football shirt..............

 

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Love the picture of selhurst park behind him showing the ground 5 minutes before kick off on a match day.

 

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Luka 'Gail out of Corro' Modric

 

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Is here related to Man Parrish, as featured on Man 2 Man Meets Man Parrish's 'Male Stripper'?

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A quick and crappy ms paint effort:

 

edna krabappel

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Triggaaar said:

So you haven't seen anyone with a barnet like that, apart from inside Simon Jordan's house. WTF have you been doing in Simon Jordan's house?

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Bunga bunga party with Steve Coppell, Jodie Marsh, Alicia Douvall and Barry from EastEnders.

 

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Does it really need to be photoshopped though? I mean? How could you improve on that effort? Maybe his barber was a Brighton Fan who convinced him. that kind of style was in 'vogue & trendy'? It probably is in the Croydon area?

 

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Wait...I'm starting to spot a pattern emerging here...

 

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The desperate stylings of a man trying to appear younger than he is?

 

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Yep, there's been a pattern through the years.

 

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Pinkie Brown said:

Yep, there's been a pattern through the years.

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Jiminez (r) played for Palace?

and even bald eagles had silly hair (if that's possible)

 

edna krabappel

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Roger De Courcey is a Palace fan? Urgh. I have a feeling I have his signature somewhere or other in a dusty childhood autograph book (one of those autographs your parents urge you to get even though you don't actually have a clue who the person is).

Shall tear that page out.

 

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edna krabappel said:

What on EARTH is going on here? It's been a good couple of decades (at least outside Simon Jordan's house) since I've seen anyone with a barnet quite like this.

I feel strongly that this hair has potential (for those of you better at Photoshop than me) for some kind of Hiney-style NSC art project. Carry on.

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It's Chesney Hawkes.

 

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It's the woman from wallace and grommit.