Spiders Attack

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Sussax

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Brighton

• Sep 4, 2012

• #1

It dawned on me earlier looking up and seeing 4 spiders in each corner of the lounge... that were outnumbered VASTLY by Spiders and recently have seen an increase of them within the house and it hit me!

We are being attacked by Spiders, i've killed 15 this week and taking the fight to them rather than being overun... KILL them before they KILL you...

Good luck my friends... It's not to late.

 

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T.G

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Mar 30, 2011

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Shoreham-by-Sea

• Sep 4, 2012

• #2

Spider murder

Jay Cartwright said:

It dawned on me earlier looking up and seeing 4 spiders in each corner of the lounge... that were outnumbered VASTLY by Spiders and recently have seen an increase of them within the house and it hit me!

We are being attacked by Spiders, i've killed 15 this week and taking the fight to them rather than being overun... KILL them before they KILL you...

Good luck my friends... It's not to late.

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...and get eaten alive by the mozzy invasion 'cos you killed all the spiders!!!

 

OSRGull

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Jan 20, 2011

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N1A

• Sep 4, 2012

• #3

Got home one night last week absolutely slaughtered, woke up half way through the night to be sick, some reason I put my head in the bath to find a massive fucker jump on my forehead, shouted the house down!

 

Max Paper

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Nov 3, 2009

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Testicles

• Sep 4, 2012

• #4

I am literally having a breakdown every day at the moment, and now arachnophobia has just started

 

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Sussax

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• Sep 4, 2012

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i'm terrified, i have to flush the chain before i got for a No.2 incase any are hiding under the rim.

 

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GingerBeerMan

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Dec 29, 2011

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• Sep 4, 2012

• #6

I hate spiders so much. Haven't seen any in the bedroom so far, had a big black one in the lounge though (one of the quick bastards). Killed it nice and quick.

 

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Ex-Staffs Gull

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Jul 5, 2003

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Adelaide, SA

• Sep 4, 2012

• #7

Its the lethal ones over here that get you. Walked into a red back web a few months ago. Never seen anyone dance around shaking themselves that much since the 70s. Like frigging guitar strings, the webs.

 

Box of Frogs

Zamoras Left Boot

Oct 8, 2003

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Right here, right now

• Sep 4, 2012

• #8

I do try and catch them in a glass wherever possible but there have been absolutely loads recently.

Seems like every few minutes someone shouts "Dad, bring the spider glass"!!

 

Box of Frogs

Zamoras Left Boot

Oct 8, 2003

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Right here, right now

• Sep 4, 2012

• #9

Surely killing them involves squashing them in some way which then means some kind of clean up operation.

Far better to trap them in a glass and release them into the garden, Shirley?!?!

Freaky eight legged fuckers that they are! Aargh!

 

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GingerBeerMan

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• Sep 4, 2012

• #10

If you don't kill them they come back.

 

mrbigshot

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• Sep 4, 2012

• #11

Mustafa Kemal said:

Is killing them really necessary?

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Yes.

 

The Buttery Biscuit Base

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Flying progressively from right to left

• Sep 4, 2012

• #12

Jay Cartwright said:

i'm terrified, i have to flush the chain before i got for a No.2 incase any are hiding under the rim.

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Which rim?

 

beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius

Jul 21, 2003

35,303

• Sep 4, 2012

• #13

what a bunch of pansies. spiders welcome in this house as they battle the scurge of flies. actually they seem to do bugger all about them, but still our 8 legged friends allowed to patrol the walls and windows.

 

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LE19

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Aug 27, 2012

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At work, but not for much longer :-)

• Sep 4, 2012

• #14

Save the spiders! They're the good guys!

Threw one out the bathroom window last night, though I admit to doing a bit of a jumpy dance as he ran backward and forwards on the bath mat.

 

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portslade seagull

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Jul 19, 2003

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portslade

• Sep 4, 2012

• #15

Just catch them in a glass ees simples

 

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Sussax

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• Sep 4, 2012

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when everyone's asleep all the spider's have a meeting in the kitcken or somewhere planning there next attack, soon they'll be strangling us with therecobwebs in our sleep...

 

looney

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Sep 4, 2012

• #17

T.G said:

...and get eaten alive by the mozzy invasion 'cos you killed all the spiders!!!

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This is why I dont even dust cobwebs.

 

SK1NT

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Sep 9, 2003

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Thames Ditton

• Sep 4, 2012

• #18

We have been getting a spider a day... but these aren't any spider... these are on steroids... I capture them in the a pint glass and the majority of them, their legs span the whole circumference of the pint glass and they have a body the size of a penny. You can even see the fangs...

My gf screams the house down and i have to calm her down and tell her to shut up.

 

clippedgull

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Aug 11, 2003

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Near Ducks, Geese, and Seagulls

• Sep 4, 2012

• #19

I'm probably tempting fate, but living up here above floor 10, spiders are very rarely seen!

 

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MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Sep 4, 2012

• #20

At my allotment at the weekend I accidentally knocked a spider off my fennel plant onto a patch of earth populated by a few scurrying ants. It was an absolute monster, different striped brown and I thought that it would have a field day in and amongst all those lovely tasty ants. I wasn’t prepared for what happened.

The ants just went MENTAL and all started having a right go at the spider, who absolutely shit himself. One particularly tenacious ant (think an ant version of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction) was clinging onto his leg chomping it to pieces. So I scooped him up and flicked off the psycho and lay him peacefully to recuperate on the sage.