Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

favourite BLACKADDER quote of all time???



moggy

Well-known member
Oct 15, 2003
5,050
southwick
what is you favourite blackadder quote of all time?
a tough question i know for anyone who is an avid blackadder fan as ben elton is the master of the one-liners but i'd be interested to know which quote is your favourite.

i think mine would have to be from series 2 when lord percy is discussing his new girlfriend jane harrington and blackadder replies "not jane, bury me in a y-shaped coffin harrington?"

a classic line which you can use when talking about yer mates birds. :lolol:
 


Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,903
Living In a Box
Black Adder 2:

"M'am life without you is a broken pencil"

"Explain"

"pointless"

or Lord Percy

"he's only got one arm"
 




jezzer

Active member
Jul 18, 2003
752
eastbourne
"This is the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun!"

:lolol:

BOOM BOOM BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM,BOOM
 






moggy

Well-known member
Oct 15, 2003
5,050
southwick
just remembered another classic line.

i'm as mad as mad jack mc'mad, winner of last years mr.madman competition

quality!

:jester:
 








Thimble Keegan

Remy LeBeau
Jul 7, 2003
2,662
Rustington, Littlehampton
Baldrick: I have a cunning plan

Blackadder: Is it as cunning as a fox that has just been made professor of cunning at Oxford university?

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA
 
Last edited:




shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,128
Lewes
Blackadder; is this the home of the wise woman

old crone; that it be , that it be

Blackadder; yes it is , not that it be, i'm not a tourist

Old Crone; 2 things ye should know about the wise woman, first she is wise, second she is

Blackadder; a woman

old crone; so you do know her then

Blackadder; Just a wild stab in the dark, which is what youll be getting if you dont tell me where she is

Blackadder; Heres a large bag of money which i'm not going to give you
 




chez

Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Jul 5, 2003
10,042
Wherever The Mood Takes Me
shingle said:
Blackadder; is this the home of the wise woman

old crone; that it be , that it be

Blackadder; yes it is , not that it be, i'm not a tourist

Old Crone; 2 things ye should know about the wise woman, first she is wise, second she is

Blackadder; a woman

old crone; so you do know her then

Blackadder; Just a wild stab in the dark, which is what youll be getting if you dont tell me where she is

Blackadder; Heres a large bag of money which i'm not going to give you



In the same episode where edmund is talking to the old crone

Blackadder : oh, just a wild stab in the dark which is incidentally what you will be getting if you dont etc...
 
Last edited:


shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,128
Lewes
Blackadder talking about good his how good his lawyer massingberg is

HE WAS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING CHAMPION AND AUTHOR OF THE BEST SELLING BOOK WHY I LIKE TO DO IT WITH GIRLS-Massingberg had him sent down as a whoopsie
 


shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,128
Lewes
Lord Flashhart; Nursie, just how i like it firm and fruity, am i pleased to see you or have i just put a canoe down my trousers .

Down boy Down
 




shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,128
Lewes
They say that God made man in his own image, it would be a sad lookout for Christians around the globe if God looked anything like you Baldrick
 


shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,128
Lewes
I could go on all day and night quoting from probably the funniest comedy series ever imo

Blackadder; We have advanced about as far as 2 asthmatic ants

WITH HEAVY SHOPPING
 




The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
Queen: Lord Melchett has some bad news.
Blackadder: Lord Melchett IS bad news, Ma'am.


Blackadder: Aarrrgggghhh! What was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman livinig in it.


Blackadder: Baldrick, if you don't tell him to go, I'll report him to the Bishop of Bath & Wells who drowns babies in the font and eats them for breakfast afterwards.
 






SussexSpur

New member
Jan 24, 2004
1,696
Finchley
Some favourites from Blackadder The Third, and not just from Edmund but Brighton's very own Prince Regent. . .

Blackadder: "Now, let me see. "Beau Brummel in purple pants probe." "King talks to tree. Phew what a loony!" God, the Times has really gone downhill recently, hasn't it. . ."
***
George: "All right then, well take this down. 'From His Royal Highness, the Prince of Wales to Miss Amy Hardwood.
Tally-ho my fine saucy young trollop! Your luck's in! Trip along here
with all your cash, and some naughty night attire, and you'll be
staring at my bedroom ceiling from now till Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours with the deepest respect etc, signed George. PS Woof woof!' Well, what do you think?"
Blackadder: "It's very *moving* sir. Would you mind if I change just one tiny aspect of it?"
George: "Which one?"
Blackadder: "The words."
George: "Oh yes, I'll, I'll, I'll leave the details to you Blackadder."
***
Blackadder: "Sir, I come as emissary of the Prince of Wales with the most splendid news. He wants your daughter Amy for his wife."
Hardwood: "Well his wife can't have her! Outrageous, sir, to come here with such a suggestion! Why, sir, or I shall take off
my belt and by thunder me trousers will fall down!"
***
George: "Oh, Your Grace, forgive me. I didn't know what I was doing. I was a mad, mad, sexually over-active fool."
Blackadder: "Sir, it's Baldrick. You're perfectly safe."
George: "Well, hurrah!"
Blackadder: (reads letter) "Ah, until 6 o'clock tonight."
George: "Hurrooh."
 



Paying the bills

Latest Discussions

Paying the bills

Paying the bills

Paying the bills

Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports


Top
Link Here