How do you make that call to your mum, dad, wife, GF or even BF and tell them you are banged up in Brighton nick for attacking a copper at a football match, or being so pissed you were unable to behave like a human being? Or having to own up to being such an utter twat that your behaviour, namely offensive verbal diarrhoea, resulted in a fine, these people are tools of the absolute highest order.