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5-a-side Team Names
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Richard Reynold's Haircut
grammatically poor
Emanuel Eboue
1066familyman
Radio User
- Jan 15, 2008
- 15,185
Hardly Athletic
SeagullSongs
And it's all gone quiet..
Occasionally United
Philzo-93
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Played them, hated it because my teammate was a tit! Great team though!
killer miller
New member
Inter ya nan
Marshy
Well-known member
Deslynham O'Dresden
brightonrock
Dodgy Hamstrings
- Jan 1, 2008
- 2,482
Borussia Munchonflapjack
Sporting Lesbian
Inter Menan
Pork Vale
Fred West Ham
Unathletic Madrid
Sporting Lesbian
Inter Menan
Pork Vale
Fred West Ham
Unathletic Madrid
chez
Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
Norfolk Enchance
Sporting A Beergut
Sporting A Beergut
SeagullSongs
And it's all gone quiet..
Had a Hardly Athletic and a Never Athletic in the Buckingham 6 a side league.. That joke wore thin pretty quickly.
Our Buckingham University team was called Buck U.
Mr Smggles
Well-known member
Our name was "Travis and the Moonstars" before you ask, no one on our team was called travis.
NMH
Banned
Not 5-a-side particularly, but some mates started a team - paralytic athletic
RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
New member
My works team is called Real madras. Previous works team called not very ATHLETIC
Buffalo Seagull
Active member
I knew of a team called Your Grandmother's Chin, which led to some amusing cheers of encouragement from their supporters on the sidelines
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,557
My Uni Sunday league side was Twatsfulo Hotspurm
DarrenFreemansPerm
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Think we (side runners) beat you 4-2 on Wednesday?!
Played hardly athletic and Unathletic Madrid too.
Best name I've played against is Mahatma My Coat
Brimmermusic
New member
Chuckle Brothers.