Enough of the gloom. Film titles that didn't quite cut it.

jimhigham

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Right. Lots of doom and gloom on NSC this morning. Is anybody up for a little wordplay to lighten the mood?

I was reading about a game in which you try and come up with book titles that didn't quite get past the editor, such as "Good Expectations", "The Catcher in the Wheat", "The Satanic Nurses" and so on.

How about the same for film titles? I'll start...

There May Be Blood
11 Angry Men
Schindler's Note
The Quiet of the Lambs
Blade Stroller

You get the idea. Over to you...

 

bhafc99

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Dubai

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Harry Potter and the Mug of Disappointment

 

catfish

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Shakespeare in Hove

 

jimhigham

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catfish said:

Shakespeare in Hove

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Publius Ovidius

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Shaving Ryan's privates

 

CorgiRegisteredFriend

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Resuscitate Bill
Walk thin boy walk
The Godmother

 

jimhigham

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The Texas Chainsaw Mishap

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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One Flew Over The Nest That The Cuckoo Had Appropriated

Planes, Replacement Bus Services And Automobiles

 

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CorgiRegisteredFriend

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Charlie and The Chocolate flavour coating made form vegetable oil that has no cocoa solids in it Factory

 

Alonso Moseley

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Faint Hard

 

farawaysaint

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farawaysaint

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Citizen Able

 

farawaysaint

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Space Skirmish

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Bournemouth Rock

 

catfish

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Brighton Pebble

 

foul old ron

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The Temple of Gloom

 

jimhigham

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Return of the Jedward

 

jimhigham

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Reservoir Puppies

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Silence Of The Clams

When Harry Met Larry

Poole Harbour

 

catfish

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