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Enough of the gloom. Film titles that didn't quite cut it.



jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
7,699
Woking
Right. Lots of doom and gloom on NSC this morning. Is anybody up for a little wordplay to lighten the mood?

I was reading about a game in which you try and come up with book titles that didn't quite get past the editor, such as "Good Expectations", "The Catcher in the Wheat", "The Satanic Nurses" and so on.

How about the same for film titles? I'll start...

There May Be Blood
11 Angry Men
Schindler's Note
The Quiet of the Lambs
Blade Stroller

You get the idea. Over to you...
 


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