PMT Wristband for women to warn men - first stage towards a "cure"

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I'm pretty sure this may be fixtures, but after a recent bout of "near on the blob" attack today I did a little search. Took me a while to find after failed google searches of "cranky old bitches" and "completely ****ing mental hags"

But finally found this after typing in "help me, before I kill her"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1359734/Time-month-warning-wristband-tells-men-wives-PMT.html

I'm assuming that the instruction manual will advise running for the hills when the wristband turns a certain colour!!!!

 

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portslade seagull

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Wait till they hit the menopause what your suffering is small fry compared to that !!!!!

 

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portslade seagull said:

Wait till they hit the menopause what your suffering is small fry compared to that !!!!!

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I feel your pain.

Wife has turned into a possesed demon, and there is no end in sight.

 

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portslade seagull

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7 years and counting with severe mood swings ..... thank god the footy season is almost upon us again

 

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Giraffe said:

But finally found this after typing in "help me, before I kill her"

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why didn't you google , "help me , before she kills me"

 

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sounds like she has reached her sell by date

 

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boyo said:

sounds like she has reached her sell by date

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Nah she's fine the rest of the month!

 

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Oh Christ another bout!! Lord help us all! Not going to order a wristband, going to get a new separate house!!!

 

oldalbiongirl

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Its the same time every month that you wind her up (as its obviously you). Make the away match a weekender each time and you will be fine!

 

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oldalbiongirl said:

Its the same time every month that you wind her up (as its obviously you). Make the away match a weekender each time and you will be fine!

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That's where I made the mistake. Instead of rushing back from Bristol to spend Saturday evening and Sunday with her I should have stayed in Bristol all weekend. Next time!!

 

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On the other hand, you could Google "help with PMT". I've never suffered, but I doubt she particularly enjoys these times of the month either.

 

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Lush said:

On the other hand, you could Google "help with PMT". I've never suffered, but I doubt she particularly enjoys these times of the month either.

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Hello, its started.

 

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Of course, men never get moody strops, do they.