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Trigger

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
40,457
Brighton
Fog on the Tyne - Gazza & Lindisfarne - Nov. 1990

Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine
Come on
Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine

Sitting in a sleazy snack bar
Sucking sickly sausage rolls
In a dirty old town on the banks of the Tyne
Set my sights on goal

It's plain to see, it's black and white
This Geordie boy's gonna do alright
Gonna make you dance, gonna make you sing
Those Geordie boys do anything

Tell it like it is, 'cause they will take the time
To tell you what tonight might bring
They spur you on in London town
When you hear those Geordies sing

Sing...
Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine
Come on
Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine

So come around, and get on down
Everybody do their thing
You'll know for sure that they're in town
When you hear those Geordies sing

They'll build you up, never knock you down
They won't give up the fight
The time is now, the time is right
Let's dance on a Friday night

Sing...
Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine
Come on
Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine

We'll build you up, never knock you down
Everybody do their thing
You'll know for sure that they're in town
When you hear those Geordies sing

So come around and get on down
You know you're gonna score
Spread the word all over town
And hear that Geordie roar

Sing...
Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine
Come on
Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine

Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine
Come on
Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine
Fog on the tyne is all mine..........

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Loops

New member
Jul 5, 2003
43
Up North..
Wow.. that nearly as bad as the one i downloaded yesterday!

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
(Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell ya more)

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today (Oh yeah)
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay

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Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,906
Living In a Box
And there was me opening this thread and thinking you would be posting about the Milli Vanilli song :p
 


Legend

Prince Of Darkness
Jul 5, 2003
1,612
Lancing
You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,
She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.

They called him Ernie, (Ernie), and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturized? 'Cause pasturized is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernie), and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.

She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,
And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Ernie, (Ernie), and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

Whose name was Trigger, (Trigger), and he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."

Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.

Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
As Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.

Poor Ernie, (Ernie), and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.

But a woman's needs are many fold and Sue, she married Ted,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

They won't forget Ernie, (Ernie), and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
 


Wilts

New member
Jul 5, 2003
1,772
Bournemouth/Reading
Absolute shite :D

Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Life
Oh Life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Life

So after all's said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life..

Life

Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Life
Oh Life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Life

So after all's said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life..
 






Wilts

New member
Jul 5, 2003
1,772
Bournemouth/Reading
Even better still.

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

Now old Meo, we all know's got loads of dapper suits,
London-bred and he keeps his head, though he's got Italian roots,
Emotional when he keeps his cool, till he reaches the final,
But whether he wins he whether he don't: (Tony Meo) "I always pipe me eyeballs."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

And our man Den, hours he's spent down the snooker hall,
On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball,
But them long shots he never ever got, why, the old mind boggles,
But nowadays he pots the lot: (Dennis Taylor) "'Cos I wear these goggles."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

Now Terry the Taff was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song,
And as the reds he puts to bed, he likes to sing along,
"If I win," he says with a grin, "it can only help me, can't it?"
I'll celebrate and buy another eight (Terry Griffiths): "Hairbrushes for me barnet."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

But old Willie Thorne, his hair's all gorn, and his mates all take the rise,
His opponent said "Cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes,"
When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it,
But it's just not fair giving off that glare - (Willie Thorne): "Perhaps I ought to chalk it."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown,
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down,
His manager and all said "S*d that ball" but it helped him make his mind up,
Now he don't care who wins next year (Steve Davis): "'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

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crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
13,488
Lyme Regis
Even better still.

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

Now old Meo, we all know's got loads of dapper suits,
London-bred and he keeps his head, though he's got Italian roots,
Emotional when he keeps his cool, till he reaches the final,
But whether he wins he whether he don't: (Tony Meo) "I always pipe me eyeballs."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

And our man Den, hours he's spent down the snooker hall,
On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball,
But them long shots he never ever got, why, the old mind boggles,
But nowadays he pots the lot: (Dennis Taylor) "'Cos I wear these goggles."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

Now Terry the Taff was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song,
And as the reds he puts to bed, he likes to sing along,
"If I win," he says with a grin, "it can only help me, can't it?"
I'll celebrate and buy another eight (Terry Griffiths): "Hairbrushes for me barnet."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

But old Willie Thorne, his hair's all gorn, and his mates all take the rise,
His opponent said "Cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes,"
When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it,
But it's just not fair giving off that glare - (Willie Thorne): "Perhaps I ought to chalk it."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown,
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down,
His manager and all said "S*d that ball" but it helped him make his mind up,
Now he don't care who wins next year (Steve Davis): "'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up."

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy

chasndavecd.jpg

Snooker Loopy just been on Wave 105

:O

Highest charting song about a sport ever.
 








crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
13,488
Lyme Regis






schmunk

"Members"
Jan 19, 2018
9,405
Mid mid mid Sussex
Down, down, down, down, down.
Get get
Down, down, down, down, down.
Get get
Down, down, down, down, down.
Get get
Down, down, down, down, down.
Get get
Down, down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down.

Down..., down..., down..., down.... DOWN! (woo!)

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Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
69,884
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

:rave:
 


Seagull85

Member
Apr 21, 2009
98
Classic

Yo listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
 


studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
29,555
On the Border
Down, down, down, down, down.
Get get
Down, down, down, down, down.
Get get
Down, down, down, down, down.
Get get
Down, down, down, down, down.
Get get
Down, down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down, down.

Down..., down..., down..., down.... DOWN! (woo!)

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Who is this one by?
 


crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
13,488
Lyme Regis
ok ...

???

Can you explain the difefrence please

In snooker loopy the subject of the song is snooker, in the footbal songs the subject of the song is a team that play football rather than football itself.
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
69,884
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, figaro, magnifico
 





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