Seagull on the wing
New member
Apologies if this has been done before but I love Tommy Cooper style jokes,would like to hear some more...start off with a couple....
A mate of mine is addicted to drinking brake fluid,I said that's a nasty habit you've got there. He said No,I can stop anytime!
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.As I was standing there four Pall Bearers passed carrying a coffin. Three hours later they were still walking about with it. I thought Hello,they've lost the plot!
Sure some of you genius minded folk can come up with others.
A mate of mine is addicted to drinking brake fluid,I said that's a nasty habit you've got there. He said No,I can stop anytime!
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.As I was standing there four Pall Bearers passed carrying a coffin. Three hours later they were still walking about with it. I thought Hello,they've lost the plot!
Sure some of you genius minded folk can come up with others.