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Sonic

Spiky little bugger!
Jul 6, 2003
889
Patcham
My friend Billy's got a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake, So she hit it with a rake, And now it's only four foot four!



Next.....
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
they are shit, bhafc.net

mejona will win the spoon, i bet

taxi please.

the best childish one is about batman and robin to jingle bells tune, cant be arsed to write it all though!
 




The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
We break up, we break down
We don't care if the school falls down
No more English, no more French
No more sitting on the old bench

If the teacher re-appears
Lay her down and box her ears
If that does to serve her right
Blow her up with dynamite
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
There was a young lady from Tottenham
Whose manners you'd think she'd forgotten them
One day at the Vicars
She took off her knickers
Because she said she was hot in 'em.
 




Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
fatty and skinny went to bed
fatty blew off and skinny was dead
 




The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
Skinny said to Fatty 'ooh arent you a slob
'Your tum is such a floppy one, it must obscure your nob
'Doesn't that annoy you when you're on the job?
Said Fatty, 'I'm a girlie', and punched him in the gob.
 
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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,673
Location Location
Make up, make up
Never ever break up
If you do you'll catch the flu
And that will be the end of you.
 


Sonic

Spiky little bugger!
Jul 6, 2003
889
Patcham
Easy 10 said:
Make up, make up
Never ever break up
If you do you'll catch the flu
And that will be the end of you.

That's more like it. I was after things you remember saying in the playground, not just childish things you can make up off the top of your head. Good one Easy.
 


Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
Totally unPC but here goes... (remember I was a child at the time)

Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in ****

(for added effect you may wish to pull ones eye lids into the 'japs eye" position)
 




edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
Scooby Dooby Doo
Did a poo
In one of Shaggy's slippers
Shaggy put it on
What a pong
It made him shake and shiver.

A primary school classic

:lolol:
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,673
Location Location
Sonic said:
That's more like it. I was after things you remember saying in the playground, not just childish things you can make up off the top of your head. Good one Easy.
Whaddya mean "playground" ?
I had to use that to calm down a couple of mates when one of them caught the other one looking at his pint.

:jester:
 


AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard, to get her poor doggy a bone.
As she bent over,
Up stepped Rover,
And gave her a bone of his own.
 




Algernon

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2012
2,931
Newmarket.
Milk milk lemonade.
Round the corner chocolate's made.

Isn't it a pity that the lady in the city got a hitty on the titty with a hard boiled egg.
 


Frutos

.
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patreon
May 3, 2006
35,493
Northumberland
There once was a man from Nantucket...but the stories about him were a gross exaggeration.
 


AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
I'll probably go to hell for this, oh well.
Dyslexic nursery rhyme:

Old MacDonald had a farm
Z B Q D Y............
 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
To the tune of TV show "Out of Town" (with Jack Hargreaves);
Say what you will,
school dinners make you ill.
I know someone who died of Shepherd's Pie.
And school din-dins,
come from pig-bins,
Ouuuut of town!
 




GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
46,467
Gloucester
To the tune of TV show "Out of Town" (with Jack Hargreaves);
Say what you will,
school dinners make you ill.
I know someone who died of Shepherd's Pie.
And school din-dins,
come from pig-bins,
Ouuuut of town!

Only ever knew the first two lines of that!
 


Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,508
Something along the lines of

Jesus Christ
Did a skid
Knackered his balls
On a dustbin lid
 



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