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    Seeing as it's nearly Christmas.

    While shepherds washed their socks at night
    All eating fish and chips
    The angel of the lord came down
    And charged them three and six..

    (doesn't work since Britain went decimal)
    And I said with all the dignity I could muster, "Is this the way to run a fekkin ballroom?”

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      Quote Originally Posted by The Clamp View Post
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      I was walking through the jungle when my bum began to rumble.. diarrhoea diarrhoea
      I was swinging through the trees and it squirted past my knees...diarrhoea diarrhoea


      There was more but that’s all I recall.
      It comes out your bum, and it tastes really yum... diarrhoea diarrhoea
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      olly olly olly, tits in the trolley, balls in the biscuit tin, sitting on the grass with his finger up his arse, playing with his dingalingaling... usually sung to someone called oliver haha
      A variation sung in schools in Lewes...

      Olly olly olly, tits in a trolley, balls in a biscuit tin. Man in the bath, finger up his arse, balls go dingalingaling.

      Different up and down the country I 'spose.
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      Hitler has only got one ball
      The other is in the Albert hall
      HIs mother the dirty bugger
      Cut it off when he was younger
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      Hitler has only got one ball
      The other is in the Albert hall
      HIs mother the dirty bugger
      Cut it off when he was younger
      That’s the version I used to sing but my dad used to sing:
      Hitler has only got one ball
      Goerings is very small
      Himmler was very similar
      And Goebbals had no balls at all
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      There was a young man from Rhyll
      Who swallowed a dynamite pill
      His balls expired
      His a**e backfired
      And his pri**k ended up in Redhill

      or

      There was a young man from Calcutta
      Who took a peek through a shutter
      But all he could see
      Was up to her knee
      And the a**e of the bloke who was up 'er
      l'EUrope.Constituee par les riches,pour les riches...........and sod everybody else.
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      There was a gay man from Khartoum
      Took a lesbian up to his room
      They argued all night
      About who had the right
      To do what, using which, and to whom.
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      Na na na na na
      Na na na na na
      Na na na na na
      Na na na na



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      Hold tight, my man
      He's got the frisbee

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