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Best old school insults?



Brighton Breezy

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Jul 5, 2003
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Sussex
Nominations please for the best old school insults that you used to throw around the school playground.

Mine would be the legendary Gay Lord because not only were they calling you Gay, but you were being labelled LORD of the Gays.
 






Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
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Jul 23, 2003
33,809
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
"Are you a benny tied to a tree?"

"Er, er, no"

"Agggh, Benny on the loose, benny on the loose" :lolol:
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
44,757
Yeah, Gaylord is well good.

One that seems to have been limited to my mates is BINNER.
It's worse than calling somebody a **** in my eyes.
 




edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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Spanner

:lolol:
 


Kick Ass Minton

Brooklynite
Oct 8, 2003
563
Brooklyn, NY
have you ever been caught smelling your mums knickers ?

if the answer is Yes - "errgghh you smell your mums knckers"
if the answer is no " you must be good at it then"

:D
 










Vinyl Richie

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Jul 30, 2003
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yep I hadn't (until recently) used binner since stringer days.

My fav old insult was HELMET. Shut up you HELM
 






edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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Also remember the days when something good was "skill".

Until someone announced that skill was in fact an African Bum Disease, causing rapid withdrawal of said praise. And revival as king of the insults.

:lolol:

"Joey" (Deacon) anyone? *looks around guiltily*
 






chips and gravy

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Jan 5, 2004
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worthing
Spacky

Deacon

Joey

QED (for nerds)

Second Hand Bog Roll - do you get it?

Yes = errgh - you're disgusting
No = where's your sense of humour?

Best one for me was playing football against kids from Chailey Heritage and they spent the entire game calling each other spastics and cripples - top stuff!
 


Vinyl Richie

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Jul 30, 2003
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Edna, my sister still uses Joey....classic
 


tinx

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Jul 6, 2003
9,198
Horsham Town
What about calling someone a Turkey.

Everyone used to use that as an insult back in the day :lolol:
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,673
Location Location
"ITCHY BEARD"
(accompanied by the perpetrator softly stroking his or her own chin, as if to itch said beard).

This was a common term USED to indicate doubt as to the actual truth of a statement made by a colleague or peer.

"My dad knows Arnold Schwarzeneggar, and he's coming round for dinner this sunday"

"Ohhhh, ITCHY BEARD !"
 






Ex Shelton Seagull

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Jul 7, 2003
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Block G, Row F, Seat 175
The Uckfield variation on "Itchy Beard" was either "Chinny Reckon" or "Jimmy Hill" but both also featured a chin rubbing motion as well.
 



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