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Are there any skinny darts players?



edna krabappel

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Just wondering, flicked past BBC2 to see yet another pair of fatties chucking their arrers at the board. I don't usually watch the stuff but from what I have seen, they all appear to fulfil the cliché of being complete chozzers. So can someone enlighten me (with photo evidence) whether there is such a thing as a thin darts player? ???
 

edna krabappel

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Names don't mean much to me, I only know Phil "The Power" Taylor, that Dutch bloke and Ted "The Count" Hankey. All of whom, unless I am very much mistaken, share a fondness for a pie or two.
 


Brian Fantana

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Jelle Klaasen

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Silent Bob

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It's a pre-requisite of the "sport" that you have to be physically repulsive, look it up, it's in the rules.
 


edna krabappel

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Jelle Klaasen

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:ohmy: He can't be a darts player surely? Or at least he can't be any good? He is neither clinically obese nor sweating profusely, which i understand are requirements of the "sport".

If he is genuine....well I might take up darts :love:
 


edna krabappel

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On second thoughts, looking at the players and audience, I don't think I possess enough gold sovereign rings to be allowed into Lakeside :nono:
 

Marc

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I played darts once....and I'm skinny, does that count?
 


edna krabappel

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Brian Fantana

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:ohmy: He can't be a darts player surely? Or at least he can't be any good? He is neither clinically obese nor sweating profusely, which i understand are requirements of the "sport".

If he is genuine....well I might take up darts :love:

He played in the Premier League darts last year. Top 15 in the PDC this year I think...
 

HarryNT

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That bloke that reached the final last week against Taylor was pretty skinny. Shame about the beard though :laugh:
 


Durlston

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There's quite a few fat golfers though-Phil Mickelson,John Daly,Ernie Els.

Maybe Tiger Woods excuse was that he couldn't face going that way too and starting shagging about to lose the pounds?
 

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