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Rustlers Burger
- Thread starter Gav1901
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Billy the Fish
Technocrat
They're f***ing vile 
hopper_182
Member
- Sep 25, 2008
- 640
Just got home from the pub? hungry? grab a Rustlers.
Any other time, get something else.
Any other time, get something else.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Just by looking at them I can tell they'd be shit. A microwaved bun is NEVER a good starting point cos it goes hard, and you just know the "meat" is going to be made out of eyelids, gristle and hoof.
Its student food really.
Its student food really.
The Wizard
Well-known member
- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,383
Awful, I prefer to make my own as a soggy burger is something I do not condone. 
BensGrandad
New member
My grandsons love them, but they have no taste because they like McDonalds rubbish.
surrey jim
Not in Surrey
what are people like>? a microwaved bun?? just microwave the burger and put the bun in the toaster
I love rustlers burgers
I love rustlers burgers
patchamalbion
Well-known member
horrid soggy shit
The Wizard
Well-known member
- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,383
They taste like f***ing shit mate, along with most of the over-produced microwavable bull shit.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
A Rustlers burger makes a Pot Noodle look like Cordon Bleu
Bombadier Botty
Complete Twaddle
- Jun 2, 2008
- 3,258
'Food' for wife beaters and teens who have no idea how to cook. If you like cow's ring pieces blended with offal then Rustler's is the stuff for you - just don't look too closely at the ingredients list before you tuck in.
Northstander
Well-known member
- Oct 13, 2003
- 14,028
I make me own, and mine are lush!
Rustlers.....not if they were the last burgers on the planet!
Rustlers.....not if they were the last burgers on the planet!
Scotty Mac
New member
- Jul 13, 2003
- 24,405
they are f***ing grim - but, much like mcdonalds, they held a strange, almost paranormal hold over me whereby i still loved eating them no matter how disgusting they were. especially the chicken burger
looney
Banned
- Jul 7, 2003
- 15,652
Scotty Mac
New member
- Jul 13, 2003
- 24,405
I would bet good money that that is not chicken.
i dont think you would get very good odds on that!
Paxton Dazo
Up The Spurs.
- Mar 11, 2007
- 9,719
Difference between McDonalds and Rustlers. You have a Rustlers, your'll NEVER have one again - have a McDonalds, you'd defiently consider having one again.
Rustlers, when soggy =
Rustlers, when not soggy =
AWFUL
Rustlers, when soggy =
Rustlers, when not soggy =
AWFUL
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 27,892
A Rustlers would be acceptable if other avenues of calorific need have been expended.
I believe the tagline is something like " O to tasty in 30 seconds" I think it should be renamed along the lines of " Cold and tasteless to Hot and tasteless in 30 seconds"
I'd rather eat cockroaches....
I believe the tagline is something like " O to tasty in 30 seconds" I think it should be renamed along the lines of " Cold and tasteless to Hot and tasteless in 30 seconds"
I'd rather eat cockroaches....