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Posted by: Bracknellbez on Jan. 22 2003,09:04

Many moons ago the funniest post started with all the Posh spice is a slapper songs on it.

Come on cheer me up with a selection
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Posted by: Mr Rough on Jan. 22 2003,11:18

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's had many knobs. But
When she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Benny Roberts.
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Posted by: MR MINCE on Jan. 22 2003,11:38

Posh spice is a slapper
she smears her arse with flora
when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Bobby Zamora
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Posted by: Raphael Meade on Jan. 22 2003,11:53

Posh spice is a slapper,
she takes it up the arse,
and when shes shagging beckham,
she thinks of gray hart

oh gary hart....
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Posted by: pasty on Jan. 22 2003,11:59

Posh Spice is a slapper
She thinks she is so tasty
Bit when she's shagging Beckham
She only thinks of Pasty
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Posted by: ChapmansThe Saviour on Jan. 22 2003,12:00

Posh Spice is a slapper,
theres not much else to say, Oh
when shes shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Kerry Mayo


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Posted by: tinx on Jan. 22 2003,12:04

Posh SPice is a slapper,
She really is quite thick
but when she's shagging beckaham
she thinks of Rob Pethick
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Posted by: tinx on Jan. 22 2003,12:05

Posh spice is a slapper,
She really likes it up hers
and when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of Michel Kuipers
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Posted by: 80's Seagull on Jan. 22 2003,12:06

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She is a bag of bones,
and when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Nathan Jones
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Posted by: tinx on Jan. 22 2003,12:09

Posh spice is a slapper,
She really gets a fit on
cos when shes shagging beckham
she's injuring paul kitson



Time to get my coat I think
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Posted by: 80's Seagull on Jan. 22 2003,12:09

Posh Spice is a slapper,
she like them fat and bald,
and when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Aspinall
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Posted by: tinx on Jan. 22 2003,12:11

Posh spice is a slapper,
she's practically a hooker
and when she's shagigng beckham
she's dreaming of bob booker
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Posted by: MR MINCE on Jan. 22 2003,12:12

Posh spice is a slapper
she really is a numpkin
when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of Johnny Crumplin
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Posted by: tinx on Jan. 22 2003,12:13

posh spice is a slapper,
she frigs herself with carrot
and when she's doing beckham
she's dreams of graham barrett
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Posted by: ChapmansThe Saviour on Jan. 22 2003,12:14

Posh Spice is a slapper,
There's not much of her left,
and when shes shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Adrian Heft.
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Posted by: pasty on Jan. 22 2003,12:14

Posh spice is a slapper
She always looks so bored
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Peter Ward
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Posted by: tinx on Jan. 22 2003,12:17

Posh spice is a slapper
such a dirty minx
and when she's shagging beckham
All she tihnks is TINX
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Posted by: ChapmansThe Saviour on Jan. 22 2003,12:20

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She's got a lovely bust,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She pictures Nicky Rust.

Ole, ole, Ole, ole.
Nicky Rust, Rust, Rust
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Posted by: pasty on Jan. 22 2003,12:21

Posh Spice is a slapper
But to prove she not a prat,
Whilst she's shagging Beckham
She's reading North Stand Chat.
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Posted by: ChapmansThe Saviour on Jan. 22 2003,12:22

Posh Spice is a slapper,
I really want to stalk her,
and when shes shagging Beckham,
She wishes it was Clive Walker.

Coat.
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Posted by: E Block Ernie on Jan. 22 2003,12:41

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She really is a fright,
And when shes shagging Beckham,
She looks like Dick Knight
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Posted by: Bracknellbez on Jan. 22 2003,18:33

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes a great bit todger
When she's ****ing Beckham
She thinks of Simon Rodger
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Posted by: skintboy on Jan. 22 2003,18:42

Posh spice is a slapper,
So many,she isn`t tight,
When she`s on top of Beckham,
She`s shouting for Dick Knight
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Posted by: E Block Ernie on Jan. 22 2003,18:49

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She really is quite merry,
And when shes shagging Beckham,
He wishes it was Martin Perry.
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Posted by: GJG on Jan. 22 2003,18:50

posh may be a slapper
she think's she's got a son
and when she's shagging Beckham
she think's of Paul Watson.
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Posted by: sheebo on Jan. 22 2003,19:07

Posh spice she is a slapper
she drives old Beckham barny
and when she's shagging him
she thinks of Danny Marny
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Posted by: fatboy on Jan. 22 2003,19:20

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes a big fat cock
and when she is shagging Beckham
she thinks of kit man Jock

R.I.P.
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Posted by: Danny Seagull on Jan. 22 2003,19:44

She wants Kuipers up her wrong'un
And Watson up there too,
Mayo sucking both her tits and Cullip shooting goo
Harty with a razor
Shaving it all bare
You won't get near her pussy cos Carpenter is there
Then there's Bob Zamora, a player with skill and pace
Unloading both his gonads straight into her face

When she's had our first team and that is not enough
She'll call upon our reserves to satisfy her muff...

(Sorry can't remember the rest of the words, someone help me out??)
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Posted by: Bracknellbez on Jan. 22 2003,22:50

Pure class.

I cant stop laughing.

Keep the good work going
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Posted by: Tazman on Jan. 22 2003,22:58

Posh Spice is a Slapper,
She always keeps her socks on,
But when she's shagging Beckham,
She's thinking of John Motson
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Posted by: Benny Seagull on Jan. 22 2003,23:26

posh spice is a slapper
she likes it on the fence
and when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of our defence


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Posted by: Zed Seagull on Jan. 22 2003,23:55

Posh Spice is a slapper
she has a nice aroma
and when shes shaggin Becks
she thinks of Bob Zamora

Zed Seagull

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Posted by: SEAGULL USA on Jan. 23 2003,00:51

Posh spice is a slapper
her fanny's old and rotten
and when she's shagging Beckham
HE'S thinking of Dot Cotton.
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Posted by: pasty on Jan. 23 2003,09:23

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves to suck and lick
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Luke Chadwick

ah well.....maybe not !
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Posted by: Worthing Keith on Jan. 23 2003,20:25

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's always full of malice
And when she's shagging Beckham
She still hates C****** P*****
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Posted by: ChapmansThe Saviour on Jan. 23 2003,21:38



---------------------QUOTE BEGIN-------------------
Posh Spice is a slapper
She's always full of malice
And when she's shagging Beckham
She still hates C****** P*****
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Best so far.....
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Posted by: Beach Hut on Jan. 23 2003,21:56

Posh Spice is a slapper
She liked a bit of dick
And when she thinks of Beckham
She pays for cueing from Bill Werbenuik
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Posted by: sheebo on Jan. 23 2003,22:54

Posh spice she is a squeeler,
shen sounds just like a mouse,
and when shes shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Curtis Woodhouse

come on curtis sign up ..........
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Posted by: dannyboy on Jan. 24 2003,01:16

Posh Spice is a slapper
She acts all shy and coy
And when she thinks of Beckham
She thinks of danny boy
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Posted by: dannyboy on Jan. 24 2003,01:19

Posh Spice is a slapper
She acts just like a mong
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of danny boys dong
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Posted by: Dandyman on Jan. 24 2003,09:15

Posh is a slapper
she really likes a feller
and when she shagging Beckham
she thinks of Spider Mellor
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Posted by: pasty on Jan. 24 2003,09:29

Posh Spice is a slapper
Just like a horse she'll whinney
But when she's shagging Beckam
She's dreaming of Fred Binney


Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves it lots and lots
But when she's shagging Beckam
She dreams of Eric Potts


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Posted by: DTES on Jan. 24 2003,09:43

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She is only an A-cup
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She's hoping Brighton stay up.
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Posted by: rool on Jan. 24 2003,09:53

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes a meaty tool
so when she's shagging beckham
she always thinks of rool
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Posted by: 80's Seagull on Jan. 24 2003,10:05

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes it really rough
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Brian Clough
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Posted by: pasty on Jan. 24 2003,10:15

Posh Spice is a slapper
She never has the bedroom lights on
So when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Gary Nelson
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Posted by: El Presidente on Jan. 24 2003,10:15

Posh Spice is a slapper
She enjoys the pork sword
But when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Peter Ward
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Posted by: Storer68 on Jan. 24 2003,12:56

Posh Spice is a slaper
She really likes it up hers
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thankful its not Guy Butters
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Posted by: Fat Boys Limb on Jan. 24 2003,15:25

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She loves giving head,
But when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Argus Fred.

Arrrrrrggussss!
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Posted by: Everest on Jan. 25 2003,01:36

This has got a bit low.

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She likes to keep her hair on,
But when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Sebastian Veron.

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She going to get injured,
'Cos when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of the Prince who's been gingered.
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Posted by: roz on Jan. 25 2003,02:14

Posh Spice is a slapper
She may not be top totty
But when she's done with Beckham
She'll castrate Bellotti
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Posted by: Tom Hark, Preston Park on Jan. 25 2003,06:32

Posh Spice is a slapper
She hangs round Preston Park
And when she's shagging Beckham
she's dreaming of Tom Hark
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Posted by: Perrys Goat on Jan. 26 2003,00:25

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She likes it down her throat
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Perrys Goat

Coat, Taxi, Gone...
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Posted by: Luke17 on Jan. 26 2003,14:20

POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER
SHE'S PARSHALL TO A TWIX
AND WHEN SHE STICKS IT UP HER
SHE THINKS OF MATTHEW WICKS
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