Lokki 7
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I thought to myself, that's BANG out of order.
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I received a text this morning and all it said was A G N B
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The Wizard
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Reported for posting a strange thread.
Lokki 7
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Things are bad at home, she says she is sick of me ...... always football, rugby, boxing cricket on the telly...sport sport sport. Anyway, I booked a quiet table for 2 last night to try and patch things up ....by 9 oclock things were 10 times worse. she hadnt potted
a single red.
a single red.
The Wizard
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Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
Buy her a ten-pin bowling ball...
But drilled to fit your hand
But drilled to fit your hand
bhaexpress
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Buy her a ten-pin bowling ball...
But drilled to fit your hand
Actually, I knew a bloke who actually did that.
The Wizard
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Lush
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Have you woken up and turned into Tim Vine?
Mendoza
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I dreamt last night I was cutting potatoes with The Grim Reaper. Fealt like i was dicing with death a bit
Nibble
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I just made that up
That's why it's shit
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my uncle was a useless ventriloquist............................. he used to stick his fingers up my arse and tell me not to say anything !
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I went to the butchers the other day and bet him £50 he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said "No, the steaks are too high"
Publius Ovidius
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I got home from work the other day to find the wife crying her eyes out
i said " What's the matter"
She said " I'm home sick"
i said " This is your home"
She said " Yes I know...i'm sick of it"
i said " What's the matter"
She said " I'm home sick"
i said " This is your home"
She said " Yes I know...i'm sick of it"
NS Herald
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Best Fred of the weak 