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I received a text this morning and all it said was A G N B



I read a news report the other day saying that terrorists had started putting bombs inside tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti.

If one goes off, it could spell disaster.
 
Things are bad at home, she says she is sick of me ...... always football, rugby, boxing cricket on the telly...sport sport sport. Anyway, I booked a quiet table for 2 last night to try and patch things up ....by 9 oclock things were 10 times worse. she hadnt potted
a single red.
 

The Wizard

Well-known member
Jul 2, 2009
18,382
Things are bad at home, she says she is sick of me ...... always football, rugby, boxing cricket on the telly...sport sport sport. Anyway, I booked a quiet table for 2 last night to try and patch things up ....by 9 oclock things were 10 times worse. she hadnt potted
a single red.

:lol:
 




Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
I saw a cat stuck up a tree too scared to jump down,






I thought "Pussy!"


















I just made that up :thumbsup:
 


Commander

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Apr 28, 2004
12,767
London
A cargo ship containing hundreds of tons of red paint in the Atlantic has crashed into a similar ship coming the other way carrying brown paint.

The crew are thought to be marooned.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
I saw a Muslim drowning in a lake the other day so I contacted the emergency services.......




I hope they saved him otherwise that's a waste of a 2nd class stamp.
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
my uncle was a useless ventriloquist............................. he used to stick his fingers up my arse and tell me not to say anything !

hahaha brilliant :laugh:
 

Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
45,896
at home
I got home from work the other day to find the wife crying her eyes out


i said " What's the matter"

She said " I'm home sick"

i said " This is your home"

She said " Yes I know...i'm sick of it"



:smile::smile::smile::smile:
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?..............















A Baboom!
 

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