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My Worst Film of All Time - Critical Reviews



vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,853

Robdinho

Well-known member
Jul 26, 2004
1,036
Adaptation

The most ridiculously smug film I have ever seen, just seemed to be an exercise in showing how terribly clever the film makers thought they were, when they should have thought about making a film where something actually happens

It also had Nicholas Cage in it.
 


B.M.F

New member
Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
Soul Man, Can not remember who is in it now as an old 80's movie but it sucked big style
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,094
Kitbag in Dubai
For me, it's got to be Paris Hilton's The Hottie and The Nottie.

Dishonorable mentions go to:

Norbit
Barb Wire
 
Nov 25, 2008
1,356
Block (H)ated
Saw 3

Saw was a very decent film and Saw 2 a preet good sequelm imo but Saw 3 was one SICK mother fucker.

It was an excuse for the most OBSCENE horror porn with each execution trying to out do he previous one for rank vileness.

I at one stage started to sweat at one scene and felt physically sick something I had never experienced in a film and had to retire to the toilet for 5 minues. I did not heave but it was a close call.

After this I have not even cionsiderd Saw 4 or Saw 5. The director should have been sectioned in a mental asylum.

This is EVEN worse than Funny Games which is saying something.

Vile.

1.5
saw 4 ain't bad, no porn like deaths and i thought the death by pig was great :wink::bowdown: haven't seen 5 or 3 so i'll have to get them out some time :clap2:
 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,671
Brighton
Transformers - Just CGI, terrible plot, terrible dialogue, terrible acting. CGI IS NOT IMPRESSIVE ANYMORE. It's just an hour or so of "look what computers can do!"
 


Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,636
Somerset
I knows it a cliche to say it but surely Battlefield Earth has to be way way up there. No need to write a critical review as every single thing about it was utter shit.
 

Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
Green Street. Shit Street, more like. Null Points or less.
 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers
Jun 28, 2008
11,789
Brighton
Sid & Nancy.
Completely under researched, factually incorrect and poor continuity.
Really looked forward to this film coming out and to the point of Bering outraged that they got tit so badly wrong.
 


pishhead

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
5,245
Everywhere
I forgot to mention that I thought MEMENTO was a monumental waste of my time.

In my top 10 films of all time!

Two films I have recently seen that promised much but both disappeared up their own arses were Knowing with Nick Cage and Watchmen, I was really looking forward to Watchmen but to me it seemed to jump around far too much. Good action scenes mind.
 

drew

Drew
Oct 3, 2006
22,981
Burgess Hill
Have to agree with BOF in that Pearl Harbour sucks. Probably hate most things Ben Affleck is in but unfortunately, because I liked Paycheck and Good Will Hunting I still have to check them out.
 

HseagullsH

NSC's tipster
May 15, 2008
3,192
Brighton
Kubrick would not have been pleased.

GOOD SPIELBERG FILMS as released

1. Dual - Not bad
2 Sugarland Express - f***ing hell he wrote it as well
3. Jaws - Classic 100%
4. Indy 1
5. Indy 3
6. 1941 - YEAH RIGHT :lolol:

THATS IT UNCLE

Catch me if you can, Schindler's list, Saving Private Ryan.

Munich and Close Encounters of The Third Kind are also good films...Uncle Spielberg fill me in!
 


DerbyGull

New member
Mar 5, 2008
4,380
Notts
Bought a load of second hand doovs from a part ex.

Blades of Glory - So funny will ferrell at his best
Lord of war - v.good Nicolas Cage, wot more can i say
Blood Diamond - DiCaprio at his best, Awesome
Departed- Top 5 of best movies of all time for me 10/10
Collateral- such an atmospheric film u feel like you're there.
Flight 93 - Emotional at the end.

And now for the pony

Magnolia- Absolute W@nk
The air that i breath- Vvv poor.
traffic- nothing like it made out on the box very mediocre
Syriana- v average
Bulworth - the worst film Ever made in history EVER EVER EVER
Seriously i recommend you look it up and watch it and u will be horrified at how something like that can be actually sold for money. BULWORTH(not bulworth academy from the game 'Bully') look it up
 

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