Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Went to the railway station the other day and asked for a return ticket. Where to he asked ? back here you pratt i told him
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Rubbish Jokes
- Thread starter TSB
- Start date
The Timekeeper
FAT BOY 'NOT' SLIM
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
Do you finkhesawus.
What do you call a one eyed dinosaurs dog
Do you finkhesawusrex.
Do you finkhesawus.
What do you call a one eyed dinosaurs dog
Do you finkhesawusrex.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Walked in the butchers shop with a bucket the other day, said can i have a pound a fillet please? he said i 'll have a pound you don't ?
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Guy tapped on my window at the traffic light and asked if i could give him a lift,
sure i said, your young, you you look great the worlds your oyster.
sure i said, your young, you you look great the worlds your oyster.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
What do you call a bloke with 3 wooden heads,
Edward Woodward
Edward Woodward
A lorry load of wigs was stolen from outside Marks and Spencers last night. Police are combing the area.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Did you hear about the man who crossed an alcoholic woman with a tiger? It talked a lot of rubbish but by heck you listened.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Did you hear about the man who crossed an alcoholic woman with a tiger? It talked a lot of rubbish but by heck you listened.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Paddys wife had twins, bought a shotgun to look for the other father.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
What does an Essex girl say after sex ?
do you all play for the same team ?
do you all play for the same team ?
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Two old ladies laying on a beach when a streaker ran passed, one had a stroke, and the other one missed.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
What you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe ?
Darling
Darling
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Someone broke into the police station last night and stole the toilets,
Police say they got nothing to go on.
Police say they got nothing to go on.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
A big hole appeared at the bottom of Edward street last night.
Police say they are looking into it.
Police say they are looking into it.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Police arrested two boys yesterday, one was eating fireworks and the other was drinking battery acid.
They charged one and the let the other on off
They charged one and the let the other on off
Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
How do you get one hundred Pikachus on a bus?
Poke 'em on.
:winner:
Poke 'em on.
:winner:
TWOCHOICEStom
Well-known member
Last night I had a dream I ate a pillow, and when I woke up, my giant marshmallow had gone..
Taybha
Whalewhine
I went to the doctors the other day,doc i feel like a pair of curtains!! he stared at me and said stop being a pussy and pull yaself together man 
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I went to the doctor's the other day. I said: "Doctor, I can never remember the punchline to any jokes."
Lokki 7
WSU
A man walks into the doctors wearing nothing but a pair of clingfilm underpants.
Doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts".
Doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts".
Flavor Flav
Get those trousers off!
which bee creates milk?
A BOOBEE
A BOOBEE