Chinman3000
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- Sep 28, 2011
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Two midgets Greg and Dave in hotel bar discussing how they never get laid.
Suddenly two leggy blondes come up for a drink, and plucking up the courage they start chatting to them.
A couple of hours later, things are going well for them both and they move things up to the midgets joining hotel room.
Greg and one blonde go in one room and Dave and the other blonde go in the other.
Greg is lying on the bed and after all the drink he cant get it up. He gutted. He never gets an opportunity like this and he's blown it, and to make things worse all he hears from Daves room for the next hour is;
1, 2 ugh. 1, 2 ugh. 1, 2 ugh.....
The following morning after the ladies leave Greg heads into Daves room and explains;
"You're not going to believe it Dave, but I couldn't get it up. I'm so gutted - its been ages"
Dave replies;
"You think you had f**king problems? I couldn't get on the bed....."
Suddenly two leggy blondes come up for a drink, and plucking up the courage they start chatting to them.
A couple of hours later, things are going well for them both and they move things up to the midgets joining hotel room.
Greg and one blonde go in one room and Dave and the other blonde go in the other.
Greg is lying on the bed and after all the drink he cant get it up. He gutted. He never gets an opportunity like this and he's blown it, and to make things worse all he hears from Daves room for the next hour is;
1, 2 ugh. 1, 2 ugh. 1, 2 ugh.....
The following morning after the ladies leave Greg heads into Daves room and explains;
"You're not going to believe it Dave, but I couldn't get it up. I'm so gutted - its been ages"
Dave replies;
"You think you had f**king problems? I couldn't get on the bed....."
