Rubbish Jokes

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Captain Hindsight

Jul 7, 2003

17,666

Lansdowne Place, Hove

• Oct 21, 2008

• #1

Q: What's green and sings?

A: Elvis Parsley

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot

Did you hear about the funeral Larry LaPrise, the inventor of the Hokey Cokey? Total disaster! Why? Well, they put the left leg in...that's where the trouble started...

 

Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully

Apr 4, 2008

11,138

Hoveside

• Oct 21, 2008

• #2

Johnny Dixon.

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Oct 21, 2008

• #3

Whats Blue & white, and if it fall out of a tree can kill you ??










Fridge with a denim jacket on

 

Mendoza

NSC's Most Stalked

Jul 14, 2003

22,080

somewhere in a newspaper or online probably

• Oct 21, 2008

• #4

Whats Brown and Sticky?

A Brown Stick



Whats green and runs around your garden?

A hedge


Where do Sisters go after dinner?

Nuneaton

 

otk

~(.)(.)~

May 15, 2007

1,895

Leg out of the bed

• Oct 21, 2008

• #5

How many fish can you get in a pair of tights?

2 soles

2 (h)eels

and

a wet pla(i)ce

 

S

Seagullible

Super Keeper

Jul 7, 2003

5,749

Tea room, The Office, Slough

• Oct 21, 2008

• #6

what do you call two bananas?

a pair of slippers

 

The Grockle

Formally Croydon Seagull

Sep 26, 2008

5,685

Dorset

• Oct 21, 2008

• #7

Two parrots on a perch, one turns round to the other and says 'can you smell fish?'

 

Titanic

Super Moderator

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

39,055

West Sussex

• Oct 21, 2008

• #8

Why do ghosts get on so well with devils?
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.
.
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Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Oct 21, 2008

• #9

what do you call a deer with no eyes ?

no idea...( no eye deer )


what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ?

Still no idea

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Oct 21, 2008

• #10

whats pink and wrinkled and hangs out your underpants ?


Your mum

 

otk

~(.)(.)~

May 15, 2007

1,895

Leg out of the bed

• Oct 21, 2008

• #11

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A goldfish

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Oct 21, 2008

• #12

What green and smells of pork


Kermit's fingers

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

NSC Patron

Aug 7, 2003

7,786

• Oct 21, 2008

• #13

A man goes to a zoo, when he gets there, there is only one animal to see and it's a dog!


It was a Shitzu!

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Oct 21, 2008

• #14

What do you call a boomerang that don't come back ?



A stick

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Oct 21, 2008

• #15

Bloke was in to a bar and says ouch,

It was iron bar

 

T

The Timekeeper

FAT BOY 'NOT' SLIM

Sep 25, 2003

659

At home, the pub,the bookies

• Oct 21, 2008

• #16

Why was the sand wet?

Coz the Sea Weed.

A battery and a firework have been arrested.....

One got charged, the other one got let off!!!

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Oct 21, 2008

• #17

Was on a bus the other day wen a tall blond walked passed,
knew she was tall as i was on the top deck

 

otk

~(.)(.)~

May 15, 2007

1,895

Leg out of the bed

• Oct 21, 2008

• #18

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

 

Titanic

Super Moderator

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

39,055

West Sussex

• Oct 21, 2008

• #19

A report in the Argus says that all the toilets have been stolen from Brighton Police station.

A spokesman said 'We are investigating, but at present have nothing to go on'.

 

Mendoza

NSC's Most Stalked

Jul 14, 2003

22,080

somewhere in a newspaper or online probably

• Oct 21, 2008

• #20

Why did the H commit suicide

Because G had