completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical

Oct 1, 2006

26,121

• Oct 10, 2008

• #1

dunno if this will work or not. Basically a fact about another nscer which sounds true but is complete scollobs

Something like

Easy 10 was the junior uk bmx champion
Kylie stunt arse has a phobia of socks

Nothing malicious. Just a bit of fun

 

Trigger

Well-known member

Jul 4, 2003

40,457

Brighton

• Oct 10, 2008

• #2

Mendoza is in the Guinness Book of records for the longest amount of time someone has balanced a fork on their right ear.

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,772

Location Location

• Oct 10, 2008

• #3

Buzzer said:

Easy 10 was the junior uk bmx champion

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That. Is. UNCANNY.
I actually had a BMX once.

*spooky*

 

Lush

Mods' Pet

Jul 5, 2003

13,410

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.

• Oct 10, 2008

• #4

Buzzer said:

Kylie stunt arse has a phobia of socks

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Pants

 

Trigger

Well-known member

Jul 4, 2003

40,457

Brighton

• Oct 10, 2008

• #5

Uncle Buck once made a century in a cricket match faster than Bill Athey.

 

Mendoza

NSC's Most Stalked

Jul 14, 2003

22,080

somewhere in a newspaper or online probably

• Oct 10, 2008

• #6

Trigger keeps a photo of David Hasselhoff in his wallet, which he kisses everytime he gets on the bus

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

Helpful Moderator

Mar 16, 2005

61,345

Chandlers Ford

• Oct 10, 2008

• #7

buzzer once spent £300 on a pair of SHOES.

 

Uncle Buck

Ghost Writer

Jul 7, 2003

28,071

• Oct 10, 2008

• #8

Trigger likes camembert soup.

 

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical

Oct 1, 2006

26,121

• Oct 10, 2008

• Thread starter
• #9

Christopher ellison aka DI burnside is elder for England's godfather

 

Questions

Habitual User

Oct 18, 2006

24,896

Worthing

• Oct 10, 2008

• #10

Dave the Gaffer once ate 17 cucumber sandwiches during the tea interval at a village cricket match.

 

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New member

May 9, 2008

13,331

Haywards Heath

• Oct 10, 2008

• #11

Mendoza said:

Trigger keeps a photo of David Hasselhoff in his wallet, which he kisses everytime he gets on the bus

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wtf !!

 

Hiney

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Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

19,396

Penrose, Cornwall

• Oct 10, 2008

• #12

hans kraay fan club said:

buzzer once spent £300 on a pair of SHOES.

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He said FALSE.

I bet that is TRUE

 

Stoo82

GEEZUS!

Jul 8, 2008

7,530

Hove

• Oct 10, 2008

• #13

Uncle Buck is infact a dolphin.

 

Trigger

Well-known member

Jul 4, 2003

40,457

Brighton

• Oct 10, 2008

• #14

Uncle Spielberg once backed a winner.

 

Trigger

Well-known member

Jul 4, 2003

40,457

Brighton

• Oct 10, 2008

• #15

Hiney once kissed a cat after it had eaten a tuna souffle.

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

Helpful Moderator

Mar 16, 2005

61,345

Chandlers Ford

• Oct 10, 2008

• #16

Cadiz Seagull is, remarkably, a former Mi5 operative, and the inspiration for the Milk Tray adverts in the 80's.

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,772

Location Location

• Oct 10, 2008

• #17

Uncle Spielberg has a 1:14 scale model of St Pauls Cathedral in his back garden, constructed entirely out of used printed cartridges.

 

The Large One

Who's Next?

Jul 7, 2003

52,343

97.2FM

• Oct 10, 2008

• #18

Michael Bentine is Hiney's dad.

 

Stoo82

GEEZUS!

Jul 8, 2008

7,530

Hove

• Oct 10, 2008

• #19

Stoo82 said:

Uncle Buck is infact a dolphin.

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Or even a shark - but its works both ways i supose... DOH!

 

Trigger

Well-known member

Jul 4, 2003

40,457

Brighton

• Oct 10, 2008

• #20

Scotty Mac went to school with Terrence Trent D'Arby.