Knock Knock Jokes

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Here we go again.

My favourite is the Nazi Knock Knock Joke as told to me by a German Hotelier in Dusseldorf:

Knock Knock...

"Who's there?"

"VE ASK ZE QVESTIONS!"

 

Trufflehound

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Knock knock...

Who's There?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

I'm sorry, I think you've come to the wrong thread.

 

Icy Gull

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The originals?

Knock knock who's there

Amos

Amos who

A mosquito

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Knock knock whose there

Anne

Anne who

Another mosquito

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Knock knock who's there

Arthur

Arthur who

A third mosquito

 

N

Napper

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Knock Knock

Whos' there

Gorilla

Gorilla who

Gorilla me a hamburger

 

Titanic

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Frappe frappe.
Qui est la?
Loste.
Loste qui?
Oui, malheureusement.

 

Icy Gull

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Isabel

Isabel who?

Is a bell really necessary on a bicycle?

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Sam and Janet

Sam and Janet Who?

(sings) Sam and Janet Evening...

 

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footychick

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo hoo

Boo hoo who

There's no need to cry

 

Trufflehound

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One for the entomologists among you (you know who you are...).

Knock knock

Who's there?

Death watch beetle

Oh shit

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Klopfen-Klopfen,
Wer es ist?
Adolf.
Adolf wer?
Adolfin freundlicher Thunfisch!

Thread closed.

 

Trufflehound

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One for all the Three Mustaphas Three fans (so, just me then...).

Knock knock

Who's there?

A man who can't knit.

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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A man who can't knit who?

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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BTW.

Members of the NSC Masonic Lodge.

The German Knock Knock Joke cleverly encrypted in this thread will be the entry code for our next meeting.


The door is closed to those profane.

 

The Wookiee

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Knock knock who's there

Nicholas

Nicholas who

Nicholas girls shouldn't climb ladders !
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Knock knock who's there

Cook

Cook who

You sound crazy!

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Knock knock who's there

Art

Art who

R2 D2

 

Hampden Park

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

A man who can't knit who?

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bless you

 

Stinkers Bridge

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Stinkers Bridge said:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

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Instantly I am transported to Well Lane Primary School, Birkenhead, circa 1977.

Top work SB.

 

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Seagullible

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Stinkers Bridge said:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

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I also was taken back to memories of the playground in the early 80's

 

The Wookiee

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Seagullible said:

I also was taken back to memories of the playground in the early 80's

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Crack a joke book !!

 

The Wookiee

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Knock knock

Who's there ?

Not Madeleine