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'dwayne' - he's a nice boy really



Below is a brief 'conversation' that went on earlier this week between myself and 'dwayne', real name Thomas Kemp. As you can see, it doesn't take much to transform Thomas from a wild beast, frothing at the mouth, into quite a nice bloke.

Read from the bottom up, my email is in bold type.

>
> From: "steven valder" <stevenvalder@hotmail.com>
> Date: 2003/06/29 Sun AM 11:37:04 GMT
> To: zam2ora@ntlworld.com
> Subject: Re: Bournemouth
>
>

I can assure u my great (x5) Grandfather designed and help build Kemp Town, that
is fact, check the history books, and as for my best mate being a chimney sweep,
that's also true, Im going on holiday with him and mates on wednesday. As for
saying u thought I was "alright" when meeting me, don't make me laugh, u thought
I was ugly and boring didn't u, and that was from a 2 minute conversation!!

Maybe we should put this behind us and go out when b4 the game in Bmuff, u, and
a couple of others can stay at the nite at mine if u want??


Bless. So, not convinced that you can take me on your own, you're now saying that you're going to get all your big mates to beat me up instead. f*** me, Thomas, what is this, school? If want to have a pop do it, but leave it one-on-one. As for the gym, I don't care if you go three times a day. One sweet right-hander on the jaw and you're down, end of.

Not go to Bournemouth? No chance. It's somewhere I've not been before so I'll be there, probably for the whole night.

Let me just explain why I got so personal in that thread. I don't like getting personal, like I said it's the lowest you can go. But after threatening Turkey and the subsequent trashing of the M-V F thread, you desreved it.

I'm sure a person of your 'superior' intelligence could see what sort of reaction accusing the poor guy of being on drugs was going to get? Whether you think that or not, keep your gob shut about it, at least for a while, and certainly DON'T bring it up in a thread in memory to him. If you can't put a simple message of condolance then don't say anything at all. Do you not get why people were so angry? Thankfully the mods have now removed all your 'contributions' on there and I'm able to post it on the Man City board.

And threatening Turkey, what's that all about? He's a kid for f***'s sake. Alright he gets a bit silly at times, but that's no excuse to go telling him you're going to punch him. Did that make you feel hard or what? If it did then you've got something wrong. Personally if I've got something to say then I'll do it to someone's face. I appreciate that can be difficult on NSC, but PMing threats just makes you look dumb.

I've tried to be a adult as possible in this reply because slanging matches get us nowhere. It's not been easy though as I really don't like you. I actually thought you were okay when I met you, and from what other people say you are alright in real life. After the last couple of days however, you've shown yourself to be a complete idiot. Why do you insist on winding people up, threatening people and generally making yourself very unpopular on there? Stories about chimney sweeps and your grandad building Kemp Town (that did make me chuckle) are one thing. Threatening people and abusing the dead re just downright f***ing nasty.



I'm no pshyciatrist but if you feel you can dignify this with a respone then I'm interested to know.




>At this moment in time I would be vary of going to this game away if u don't want conflict, this is NOT an idol threat, unless u chill I will do evrything in my power to get you one hell of a kicking there, and whether u believe that will happen or not I will leave up to u (but the threat is there).
>
>Think about what one of my main hobbies is...the gym. Think about the circle of friends I developed there, huge, angry motherfuckers who will do anything for a fight, and them and me will leave u with more than a broken arm, u puny little f***.
>
>1 other thing don't go posting this up on NSC take it like a man and calm down.
 


dwayne

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
14,860
London
u put a spell on me...u make me feel like dancing, dance the night away, u make feel like dancing, dance the night away.
 




Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Can you two just get a room? F**k me, how much more of this do we have to put up with. Bozza must be delighted all his effort has been for such a good cause. ITS BORING.
 






dwayne

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Jul 5, 2003
14,860
London
Tooting Gull said:
Can you two just get a room? F**k me, how much more of this do we have to put up with. Bozza must be delighted all his effort has been for such a good cause. ITS BORING.

apologise to Safeway now.
 


Dancin Ninja BHA

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
2,193
F***in hell Dwayne, I really want to meet you now.....need to put a face to the name, do you go to Withdean?

PS Carry on in the vain you have being then it is you that will get tw**ted this season not Turkey boy or Safeway

PPS Oi Berkshire, can you give me some boxing lessons?!!!
 






The "original" Thomas Kemp was a Grade A bullshitter:-

THE KEMP TOWN DEVELOPMENT

In 1808 a West Indian speculator called J.B.Otto had the black-tiled Royal Crescent built in isolation to the East of Brighton. It proved unpopular, no doubt in part because of the rather unflattering statue of King George III erected in its gardens. This has since been lost.

Several years later, Thomas Reed Kemp formulated a more promising scheme. Houses in Brighton were not big or elegant enough for the truly affluent. Kemp financed architects Charles Busby and Amon Wilde to design the original "Kemp Town" estate in open country to the east of Brighton. The original plan called for two hundred and fifty houses. Financial constraints, however, necessitated the elimination of two of the squares as originally conceived. Arundel Terrace, Chichester Terrace, Lewes Crescent and Sussex Square were included in the final estate plan. They consisted of 106 houses. In 1823, Kemp approached Thomas Cubitt to commence building works. Houses sold slowly. Kemp had to convey ten thousand pounds of land to Cubitt to cover his debts. By 1828, eleven houses had been occupied; by 1834, occupancy numbered thirty six. In 1837, Thomas Kemp was forced to flee the country to escape his creditors. His grand project, however, continued under the aegis of Cubitt and the Fifth Earl of Bristol.
 








JEM

New member
Jul 5, 2003
686
Bevendean
Lord Bracknell said:
Moral of this story:-

Never go penniless into a brothel. It's asking for trouble.

:lolol:
 












fatboy

Active member
Jul 5, 2003
13,094
Falmer
In 1808 a West Indian speculator called J.B.Otto had the black-tiled Royal Crescent built in isolation to the East of Brighton. It proved unpopular, no doubt in part because of the rather unflattering statue of King George III erected in its gardens. This has since been lost.

Several years later, Thomas Reed Kemp formulated a more promising scheme. Houses in Brighton were not big or elegant enough for the truly affluent. Kemp financed architects Charles Busby and Amon Wilde to design the original "Kemp Town" estate in open country to the east of Brighton. The original plan called for two hundred and fifty houses. Financial constraints, however, necessitated the elimination of two of the squares as originally conceived. Arundel Terrace, Chichester Terrace, Lewes Crescent and Sussex Square were included in the final estate plan. They consisted of 106 houses. In 1823, Kemp approached Thomas Cubitt to commence building works. Houses sold slowly. Kemp had to convey ten thousand pounds of land to Cubitt to cover his debts. By 1828, eleven houses had been occupied; by 1834, occupancy numbered thirty six. In 1837, Thomas Kemp was forced to flee the country to escape his creditors. His grand project, however, continued under the aegis of Cubitt and the Fifth Earl of Bristol. Before he left the county he had a son, Thomas Jnr. Thomas Snr was hoping that his son would follow in his footsteps, but still would have been delighted to discover that his son was more superior than everyone else, was built like a brick shithouse, had expensive buttons on his shirt, and socialised with chimney sweeps.
 
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Trigger

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Jul 4, 2003
40,457
Brighton
fatboy said:
Before he left the county he had a son, Thomas Jnr. Thomas Snr was hoping that his son would follow in his footsteps, but still would have been delighted to discover that his son was more superior than everyone else, was built like a brick shithouse, had expensive buttons on his shirt, and socialised with chimney sweeps.

:lolol:
 





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