i'd like to think we could get the best out of him - a nice danish flag with his face on it next to dick knight, some complimentary chants about his sexual prowess/footballing ability/choice of favourite tv show - he'll start banging them in
also make sure to write into his contract that he's...
Would be happy with any of the keepers
Defenders - lugano, ridgewell, riise (if we dont get ward)
Midfielders - Jack Collison, Lamps (dream world)
Forwards - Bendtner
rest of the lot on that article i wouldnt bother because they are either too old, wouldnt add anything, or are too good for us