I forgot a couple more... how about Workhouses for the poor ? then they don't have to use Foodbanks ? And how about reinstating Bedlam for those with mental health problems who are draining our country's finances ? make them put on a bit of a show and we can sell tickets to the asylum. … Capita...
I still have an outside toilet ! only as a back up though, it is a bit of an icebreaker at Christmas parties !
Oh, for got to add, how about" Transportation to The Colonies " for theft ?
Only nowadays the tender would be picked up by Serco or Capita who would be paid a handsome amount of money for giving miscreants the chance to associate with like minded individuals and be well schooled in the dark arts of the use of weapons,combat and crime ! Great for the shareholders, not...
Might as well go for the whole hog and bring back National Service, Borstal's and public floggings... then bring back the cane at school, Fox hunting, Bear baiting etc etc.