I'm so looking forward to my non-attendance this year, no luke warm Chicken Goujons or mini Pork pies for me..... no groups of women in high heels and miniscule Baco-Foil dresses moving en masse in and out of the toilets squealing, no morons buying a tray full of Tequila shots, no Amstel lager...
My company has gone for the cheapest option as usual, recently the store took a record amount of takings in a calendar month to the tune of £250K..... we were rewarded with a curry for everyone ( about 30 people )for which they budgeted £300 for.
So the Christmas do is in a local hotel in...