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I felt for poor Jake, he was desperate to win and he really suffered manfully. Those 2 weeks odd in the jungle must have been the longest he has gone without getting a new tattoo this year.

A well deserved win for Carl Fogarty :clap2: Expect to see Jake turn up on BGT or Big Brother next as he desperately tries to carve out a career in reality tv.

Good point, never thought of it before but has there ever been a vegetarian "celebrity " in the jungle and if so, did they do the Bush Tucker Trials with insects, penis's etc or did they have to eat Gherkins,Courgettes or Artichokes ?

If he wins, he deserves it after tonights Bush Tucker trial. yuk !

Mel is looking worryingly skeletal now, she needs some sausage.

Almost time to discover our King/Queen of The Jungle 2014. The bookies are favouring Foggy to win with the Lamp Stand second and Mel missing out. They are not usually wrong.

Charming.

Who walked tonight ?

Well, that was odd, Tinchy did not make the bottom two tonight but Kendra did ?

Jake is looking a right plank and everything seems very down, Jimmy was an arse but he livened things up quite a bit.

I am rapidly going off Kendra.

Bottom two for Tinchy and " close " according to our ingenius hosts. Inevitable delayed for 1-2 days unless there is a move to oust Kendra..like.. first like.

Er, who was Jimmy's "Signifigant Other" who welcomed him out of the jungle ?

Jimmy walks, slight surprise, perhaps people got fed up with his antics, Tinchy/Michelle next out.

Mind you, Mel sure has some swallow on her.

Thats unfair, after drinking Boddington's, blended Bull penis and testicles is a blessed relief no doubt.

The "Fish " is only marginally bigger than one of the four chips provided, I assume the bogey sized Mushy Pea is somewhere down the cone ?

Trouble is he is 2/7 on to get the Spanish tonight on Paddy Power. He is the weakest of the four up for elimination tonight, only Foggy would possibly go in his stead.

Jimmy was an incredible wuss last night, running out of the clearing and screaming like a girl was a very poor effort. Foggy has not really had much of chance to shine until last last night when pitched against The Lincolnshire Lampstand. It's going to be an easy decision really, The dead meat...

Mel would be the top bird for me out this years selection, Kendra is a gob shite, the Oirish girl is baps but no brain and only a feeder would have liked Collins.