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Simplify the petrol station shops by dumping everything except Pringles and Dorito's. Who really needs fresh Pain au Chocolate to survive ?

I'd like to wish all the shambling morons that populate our supermarkets at this time of year a very miserable time. Especially the ones who enter a store and then stop dead in the entrance in shock and bewilderment. I hope you find that the slightly larger pot of Double Cream that you bought...