That would be the end of him, can you imagine the shock he would have ? Pasta and Chicken and salads all the time, no booze plus " Sorry Wayne, as a professional sportsman and icon, the fags have to go ! "
I'm sure that I heard " Disgruntled " mentioned which is a considerable jump in the ante. Poor Wayne needs love and attention and lots of cuddles to cope with his feelings of worthlessness. Threads like this could tip him over the edge and so should be removed.