I remember having a giggle about that story as well. Of all the footballers houses they could have burgled they had to choose Duncan Ferguson, guy was a nutter, gave zeros f’s. He beat the living daylights out of the one of the guys.
Sensible answer. Shane Duffy’s probably got a good right hook on him.
Any random pairing? Would be quite amusing to see some PL managers square up. Sean Dyche would obviously be the winner.