Football agent Donald is on the case...
He's found a great, great striker that's guaranteed to pass his medical, but the agent's fee is what?
Wait a minute, have you found a great striker that can play in the Premier or not Donald? Yes or no?
You haven't found one have you?
Tony and Chris, just tell us to look away and before the window closes two shiny new, Premiership ready, imperious, talismen goal scoring machines will be playing for us.