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Starting a sentence with "Get this" Starting a sentence with "Put it this way" Starting a sentence with "Listen up" I could go on, but I don't want to come across as grumpy.

1. People who press the button at pedestrian crossings when it's already been pressed 2. Getting to a pedestrian crossing with people waiting at it and discovering that no-one has pressed the button 3. Number 2, followed by you pressing the button and realising that the "Wait" sign isn't working...

Some clothes shop gripes: - Over-attentive assistants asking if you're "all right there" - Over-hot changing rooms that make you feel sweaty as you're trying on stuff - Feeling slightly ridiculous and self-conscious as you emerge from the changing room for the walk of shame to the mirror to...