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In the BBC live report on the website, it states at 21:11 that "Murray is not the kind of striker to go down easily". Now, i wish him all the best, but who do they get to write these things? Clearly someone who has never been to Withdean or Selhurst Park.

Was that Palace fan trying to hug Zaha with one hand and grab his shirt with the other? Well done Zaha for giving it to someone else. Well done lads. I am feeling hot and sweaty now. Played some lovely stuff in the first half, got better after a very worrying first ten mins of the second...

Nice team selection. Kids are fed, playing darts by themselves whilst i look at NSC. If i let them watch the match with me, i don't have to put them to bed - just arrange a few blankets on the sofa and then quickly carry them upstairs just before my wife gets home. Anyway, i'm thinking aloud...

Nice and easy now. Actually, I'd rather have a wad of notes stuffed into a half-pint glass.

For some reason, your guess at what the team might look like has made me even more nervous - the reality of this game now being less than 3 hours away is kicking in....

I've been feeling shivery. As a result, I've been drinking too many hot drinks and now feel bloated. Had a game of darts to calm me down - 6 darts to get 101 or more, like the old Bully final. Sadly, no speedboat appeared when I managed to do it. Come on you super Seagulls!

I'm working from home today - just can't risk there being a problem with the trains. Right, i've got 12 hours to kill. Cup of tea?