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  1. symyjym

    Do you WIPE standing up or sitting down?

    It's probably easier to wipe standing up if one has a chimpanzee bottom.
  2. symyjym

    Do you WIPE standing up or sitting down?

    But you could still fold to make 3 layers without perferations spoiling it.
  3. symyjym

    Do you WIPE standing up or sitting down?

    Good point about making the individual sheets twice as long. Surprised it hasn't been done.
  4. symyjym

    Do you WIPE standing up or sitting down?

    A bit sensitive aren't we today, but apart from not being able to take a joke on a bottom wiping thread, it was hardly a complex puzzle.
  5. symyjym

    Do you WIPE standing up or sitting down?

    Why do you need to wipe your cheeks. Have you a splatter issue? And surely closing the anal sphincter after you wiped is more efficient than relying on suction.
  6. symyjym

    Do you WIPE standing up or sitting down?

    You don't. You lean to the side and raise one butt cheek. I didn't think an IQ was vital for the process.
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