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I was with my mate who looks after a carrot farm and whilst random checking the crop, he pulled one out of the ground only to find it was round in shape and was coloured white and pink. He took a few moments to check it out and then turned to me and said well that’s a turnip for the books.

I thought the joke may have been in there somewhere. The joke was a rhetorical question :thumbsup:

Do I have to say " I don't know, what do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Palace are to bring out a new team song and video to reflect their recent success. “Sad All Over” is due to be released in time for their relegation.

Q: How many Palace fans does it take to wallpaper a front room. A: One if you slice him very thinly.