to the tune of inky pinky parlez vous
were brighton and were having a crack parlez vous , rpt , brighton and were having a crack, dunk and duffy at the back inky pinky parlez vous....!!
were brighton and we're taking the piss parley vous....rpt , brighton and we're taking the piss, muzz...
if only we could sing the songs we already have properly...!! alas i fear you will be half way through the third line when some HALIBUT will kick of the AAAAAAALBIIIOOOOON , AAAAALBIIIOOOOOOON .....i like it though.