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wow ...all these years i've had you down as a bloke...!! can i take you out for a drink some time.....???

id hate to be a lady , i mean i could handle giving birth i think , but having to wipe the cladge of yer ring without smearing it all over yer clout must be so tedious ......i mean once it's in there surely you have to wash it out with a hose or summat...??

jesus....no way i would stand up without at least 3 extensive attacks at the old chutney chute with a fist full of andrex......if i stood up to wipe it would result in a scene reminiscent of three large mole rats squabbling over a jar of nutella....kudos to you though guv for broaching this oh...