Well this all sounds superb. Lets get our application in ASAP! I'm qualified to sort the pre match music and my A level in law will suit us in good stead when negotiating contracts.
We can do this.
For the offside trap, I could move two defenders up, making the attackers believe they are being played onside by the last defender. Then, BAM, up goes the flag. And, to be fair, if we sign that Nzuzi bloke we'll be playing a lot of games with 10 men.